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I just jumped up and was like… [Indian accent]

Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

I just jumped up and was like… "I'm going to be orderingfor the entire table, please." ...

Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would • 2022

I just jumped up and was like…
[Indian accent] "Good evening." [laughter] "I'm going to be ordering
for the entire table, please." [laughter continues] "Could we please have
three garlic roll naans?" "We're going to have, uh,
three rumali rotis." "Give us one shahi paneer,
one palak paneer." [audience cheering] "You know what? We're going to have
a rogan josh. Lamb, of course." [laughter] "Could we also please have one butter
chicken for my Caucasian friends?" [laughter, applause] "And then we're going
to have three samosas and three mango lassis
to wash it all down." "Thank you very much." [laughter] I crushed it

Full Transcript

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I just jumped up and was like… [Indian accent] "Good evening."

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[laughter]

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"I'm going to be ordering for the entire table, please."

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[laughter continues]

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"Could we please have three garlic roll naans?"

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"We're going to have, uh, three rumali rotis."

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"Give us one shahi paneer, one palak paneer."

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[audience cheering]

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"You know what? We're going to have a rogan josh. Lamb, of course."

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[laughter]

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"Could we also please have one butter chicken for my Caucasian friends?"

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[laughter, applause]

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"And then we're going to have three samosas

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and three mango lassis to wash it all down."

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"Thank you very much."

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[laughter]

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I crushed it.

Duration

49 seconds

Views

58

Timestamp in Movie

00:58:03

Uploaded

Mar 16, 2025

Genres

documentary, comedy

Production

Day Zero Productions,Bob Bain Productions,Mainstay Entertainment

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Movie Summary

In his third special show, comedian Trevor Noah talks learning German, speaking ill of the dead, judging people in horror movies, dealing with modern communication, and ordering Indian food in Scotland.