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Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

If you had that technology 500 years ago, you're like, "It'll rain Thursday,"people will...

If you had that technology 500 years ago, you're like, "It'll rain Thursday,"
people will be like… -[mimics tribal chanting]
-[audience laughing]

Full Transcript

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If you had that technology 500 years ago,
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you're like, "It'll rain Thursday," people will be like…
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-[mimics tribal chanting] -[audience laughing]
Duration
11 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:33:39
Uploaded
Mar 16, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Day Zero Productions,Bob Bain Productions,Mainstay Entertainment

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Movie Summary

In his third special show, comedian Trevor Noah talks learning German, speaking ill of the dead, judging people in horror movies, dealing with modern communication, and ordering Indian food in Scotland.
We take that for granted, but it's also made us forget that - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:06
We take that for granted, but it's also made us forget ...
And I think the thing we need to take a moment to think about is the why. - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:05
And I think the thing we need to take a moment to think abou...
It wasn't because of movies, - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:08
It wasn't because of movies,
-I lost you. You lost me. -[cheers and applause] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:06
-I lost you. You lost me. -[cheers and applause]
And what made it worse was governments made it seem like they knew. - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:06
And what made it worse was governments made it seem like the...
They were so confident, - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:06
They were so confident,
[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:08
[laughter]
We heard of China building a 10,000-person hospital overnight. - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:06
We heard of China building a 10,000-person hospital overnigh...
None of us asked, "Why?" - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:16
None of us asked, "Why?"
One of my favorites was - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:06
One of my favorites was
[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:09
[laughter]
Journalists asked him, "Prime Minister Johnson, - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:25
Journalists asked him, "Prime Minister Johnson,
Yeah. You see him when he came out? Donald J. Trump? - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:05
Yeah. You see him when he came out? Donald J. Trump?
He was like, "Folks, we're gonna have it handled." - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:26
He was like, "Folks, we're gonna have it handled.&...
Both men went to the ICU, almost died. Only reason they survived - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:09
Both men went to the ICU, almost died. Only reason they surv...
Boris, to his credit, he came out of that hospital like he had seen Jesus. - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:05
Boris, to his credit, he came out of that hospital like he h...
[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:08
[laughter]
He came there, barely dressed, like, "Everybody, this is not a joke." - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:17
He came there, barely dressed, like, "Everybody, this i...
-Like… [clicking] -[audience laughing, applauding] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:16
-Like… [clicking] -[audience laughing, applauding]
He came out of the hospital, - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:07
He came out of the hospital,