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Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

I'll ask people, like, "Where do you go?" Then like, where the white peopletell me, I...

I'll ask people, like, "Where do you go?" Then like, where the white people
tell me, I don't go there

Full Transcript

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I'll ask people, like, "Where do you go?"
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Then like, where the white people tell me, I don't go there.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
00:48:27
Uploaded
Mar 16, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Day Zero Productions,Bob Bain Productions,Mainstay Entertainment

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Movie Summary

In his third special show, comedian Trevor Noah talks learning German, speaking ill of the dead, judging people in horror movies, dealing with modern communication, and ordering Indian food in Scotland.
[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:10
[laughter]
Now, the reason it had to be so authentic, - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:08
Now, the reason it had to be so authentic,
Now, what a lot of people may not know is that South Africa - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:08
Now, what a lot of people may not know is that South Africa
All right? One of the largest Indian populations outside of India. - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:06
All right? One of the largest Indian populations outside of ...
[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:12
[laughter]
Yeah. So if India blew up… - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:06
Yeah. So if India blew up…
In fact, one of my best friends growing up - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:06
In fact, one of my best friends growing up
We met at the beginning of the school year, - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:06
We met at the beginning of the school year,
So… - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:08
So…
And our ritual was simple. We'd go to all the classes we did, - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:07
And our ritual was simple. We'd go to all the classes w...
Because Theesan would get a packed lunch from his mom every single day. - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:06
Because Theesan would get a packed lunch from his mom every ...
I would get money from my mom to buy food - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:07
I would get money from my mom to buy food
Well, she tried once, and I was like, "Don't do this ever again." - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:11
Well, she tried once, and I was like, "Don't do th...
I know this - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:14
I know this
And then he'd pull it out, - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:08
And then he'd pull it out,
He'd be like, "Curry!" - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:14
He'd be like, "Curry!"
He'd take the juice out of the box, unwrap the sandwich, look in between, - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:14
He'd take the juice out of the box, unwrap the sandwich...
But it was curry every single day. - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:05
But it was curry every single day.
[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:06
[laughter]
And he'd open it up and be like, "Curry!" - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:14
And he'd open it up and be like, "Curry!"