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Journalists asked him,
"Prime Minister Johnson, do you think it's appropriate
to be hugging people during…" He's like, "First of all, everyone needs
to calm down. This is not a pandemic." "Look at my hair. Do I look stressed?
Everybody needs to calm down." "Nothing… Everything is fine.
I can touch people." "We're not shutting down.
Everything stays open." "The pubs will stay open,
the football stays open." "Excuse me, I have to go…"
[dramatic vocalizations] He was just gone. He didn't give a shit.
You know?
"Prime Minister Johnson, do you think it's appropriate
to be hugging people during…" He's like, "First of all, everyone needs
to calm down. This is not a pandemic." "Look at my hair. Do I look stressed?
Everybody needs to calm down." "Nothing… Everything is fine.
I can touch people." "We're not shutting down.
Everything stays open." "The pubs will stay open,
the football stays open." "Excuse me, I have to go…"
[dramatic vocalizations] He was just gone. He didn't give a shit.
You know?
Full Transcript
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Journalists asked him,
"Prime Minister Johnson,
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do you think it's appropriate
to be hugging people during…"
00:00:05.505 --> 00:00:09.134
He's like, "First of all, everyone needs
to calm down. This is not a pandemic."
00:00:09.217 --> 00:00:11.886
"Look at my hair. Do I look stressed?
Everybody needs to calm down."
00:00:11.097 --> 00:00:14.097
"Nothing… Everything is fine.
I can touch people."
00:00:14.018 --> 00:00:15.974
"We're not shutting down.
Everything stays open."
00:00:16.999 --> 00:00:18.001
"The pubs will stay open,
the football stays open."
00:00:18.143 --> 00:00:21.396
"Excuse me, I have to go…"
[dramatic vocalizations]
00:00:21.479 --> 00:00:23.094
He was just gone. He didn't give a shit.
You know?
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Movie Summary
In his third special show, comedian Trevor Noah talks learning German, speaking ill of the dead, judging people in horror movies, dealing with modern communication, and ordering Indian food in Scotland.