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Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

But COVID, oh, man,the conspiracies were ridiculous

[laughter continues] But COVID, oh, man,
the conspiracies were ridiculous

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But COVID, oh, man, the conspiracies were ridiculous.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:25:18
Uploaded
Mar 16, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Day Zero Productions,Bob Bain Productions,Mainstay Entertainment

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Movie Summary

In his third special show, comedian Trevor Noah talks learning German, speaking ill of the dead, judging people in horror movies, dealing with modern communication, and ordering Indian food in Scotland.
I knew exactly what caused COVID. I saw it coming and I didn't say anything. - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:06
I knew exactly what caused COVID. I saw it coming and I didn...
-My bad, by the way. I, uh… -[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:06
-My bad, by the way. I, uh… -[laughter]
You know, when I was young, wishing was something that was special. - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:06
You know, when I was young, wishing was something that was s...
You had to have a special set of circumstances - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:06
You had to have a special set of circumstances
You'd find a clover with the right amount of leaves. Yeah? - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:06
You'd find a clover with the right amount of leaves. Ye...
[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:06
[laughter]
And if you blew them all out, - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:05
And if you blew them all out,
[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:10
[laughter]
Find an eyelash on their cheek… [dramatic gasp] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:08
Find an eyelash on their cheek… [dramatic gasp]
[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:05
[laughter]
-Right? Be like, "11:11." -[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:12
-Right? Be like, "11:11." -[laughter]
[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:07
[laughter]
"Oh, I wish a nigga would." Would what? You can't just leave it open-ended. - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:06
"Oh, I wish a nigga would." Would what? You can�...
[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:08
[laughter]
Yeah, COVID was like an asshole genie that gave us everything we asked for. - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:06
Yeah, COVID was like an asshole genie that gave us everythin...
[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:07
[laughter]
How many people were rubbing that lamp - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:06
How many people were rubbing that lamp
Just wishing away, like, - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:21
Just wishing away, like,
You forgot to wish that the office wouldn't come into your house. - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:05
You forgot to wish that the office wouldn't come into y...
[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:14
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