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Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

"Don't want the spice." "Your forefathers went around the worldkilling people for this...

Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would • 2022

[laughter] "Don't want the spice." "Your forefathers went around the world
killing people for this spice!" -"Now you don't want it?"
-[laughter] [cheers and applause] "Shut up and eat the spice, Steve." And he's like, "Trevor, I really don't
understand where this is coming from." "All right? I'm not gonna embarrass you.
I understand curry." I was like, "Let's just leave it at that.
I've got you." "I understand this way more than you." He's like, "I'm sorry,
you're not more Indian than me." Like, "I'm sorry, what?" Like, "Yeah, you are not
more Indian than me." I was like, "Kuch Kuch Hota Hai." [laughter] "What the hell is that?" "Exactly." "Don't tell me
I'm not more Indian than you." "You shut up. When the waiter comes in…"
He's like, "I'm not gonna shut up." Like, "You shut up!"
Like, "Okay, fine. Order, then." The waiter walks over, this beautiful Indian man,
got his beautiful Indian garb, and he steps up

Full Transcript

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[laughter]

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"Don't want the spice."

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"Your forefathers went around the world killing people for this spice!"

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-"Now you don't want it?" -[laughter]

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[cheers and applause]

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"Shut up and eat the spice, Steve."

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And he's like, "Trevor, I really don't understand where this is coming from."

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"All right? I'm not gonna embarrass you. I understand curry."

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I was like, "Let's just leave it at that. I've got you."

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"I understand this way more than you."

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He's like, "I'm sorry, you're not more Indian than me."

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Like, "I'm sorry, what?"

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Like, "Yeah, you are not more Indian than me."

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I was like, "Kuch Kuch Hota Hai."

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[laughter]

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"What the hell is that?" "Exactly."

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"Don't tell me I'm not more Indian than you."

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"You shut up. When the waiter comes in…" He's like, "I'm not gonna shut up."

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Like, "You shut up!" Like, "Okay, fine. Order, then."

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The waiter walks over,

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this beautiful Indian man, got his beautiful Indian garb,

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and he steps up.

Duration

56 seconds

Views

49

Timestamp in Movie

00:56:53

Uploaded

Mar 16, 2025

Genres

documentary, comedy

Production

Day Zero Productions,Bob Bain Productions,Mainstay Entertainment

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Movie Summary

In his third special show, comedian Trevor Noah talks learning German, speaking ill of the dead, judging people in horror movies, dealing with modern communication, and ordering Indian food in Scotland.