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Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

Now you are stuck, every day, on Zoom, can't blink,gotta make constant eye contact

[laughter] [scattered applause] Now you are stuck, every day, on Zoom, can't blink,
gotta make constant eye contact

Full Transcript

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[laughter]
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[scattered applause]
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Now you are stuck,
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every day, on Zoom,
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can't blink, gotta make constant eye contact.
Duration
14 seconds
Views
45
Timestamp in Movie
00:27:42
Uploaded
Mar 16, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Day Zero Productions,Bob Bain Productions,Mainstay Entertainment

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Movie Summary

In his third special show, comedian Trevor Noah talks learning German, speaking ill of the dead, judging people in horror movies, dealing with modern communication, and ordering Indian food in Scotland.
-"Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh." -[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:11
-"Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh." -[laughter]
[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:09
[laughter]
"Oh, I wish I could spend more time with my kids. Oh!" - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:17
"Oh, I wish I could spend more time with my kids. Oh!&q...
A lot of parents realized the only reason you like your kids - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:08
A lot of parents realized the only reason you like your kids
[laughter, applause] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:12
[laughter, applause]
[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:07
[laughter]
It was so fun. Remember at the beginning, all the parents were there, - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:26
It was so fun. Remember at the beginning, all the parents we...
-"When are the goddamn schools opening?" -[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:34
-"When are the goddamn schools opening?" -[laughte...
[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:07
[laughter]
Like, "Damn, girl." - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:31
Like, "Damn, girl."
Lot of couples - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:07
Lot of couples
Lot of people realized - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:09
Lot of people realized
[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:12
[laughter]
It all started as so much fun, remember? In the beginning, it was like a sleepover. - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:05
It all started as so much fun, remember? In the beginning, i...
"Oh my God, this is so much fun!" - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:09
"Oh my God, this is so much fun!"
And at some point, you'd be sitting in the house - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:13
And at some point, you'd be sitting in the house
[mimics weak coughing] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:29
[mimics weak coughing]
You know, - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:14
You know,
But oftentimes, - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:08
But oftentimes,
And you know, if you ask me, it's because… - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:07
And you know, if you ask me, it's because…