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Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

Africans are like,"Can we have our diamonds back?" They're like,"No, the Queen takes them...

[laughter] Africans are like,
"Can we have our diamonds back?" They're like,
"No, the Queen takes them with her." [laughter] You kidding me?

Full Transcript

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Africans are like, "Can we have our diamonds back?"
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They're like, "No, the Queen takes them with her."
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You kidding me?
Duration
12 seconds
Views
43
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:10
Uploaded
Mar 16, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Day Zero Productions,Bob Bain Productions,Mainstay Entertainment

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Movie Summary

In his third special show, comedian Trevor Noah talks learning German, speaking ill of the dead, judging people in horror movies, dealing with modern communication, and ordering Indian food in Scotland.
People are like, "This is not the time to be talking about her." - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:15
People are like, "This is not the time to be talking ab...
-All right? -[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:05
-All right? -[laughter]
Maybe be nicer to each other when we're alive, - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:07
Maybe be nicer to each other when we're alive,
-All right? -[cheers and applause] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:07
-All right? -[cheers and applause]
People are like… [angry muttering] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:09
People are like… [angry muttering]
[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:06
[laughter]
She's got some of the best dancers dancing on her grave. Huh? - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:06
She's got some of the best dancers dancing on her grave...
Then the Irish are like, "We're up next. Hey!" - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:23
Then the Irish are like, "We're up next. Hey!"...
[audience laughs, applauding] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:06
[audience laughs, applauding]
One of my favorite things - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:14
One of my favorite things
[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:08
[laughter]
And then when they die, I'm like, "You deserved it." - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:09
And then when they die, I'm like, "You deserved it...
There's, like, a guy in a mask, and he's got a knife. Right? - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:05
There's, like, a guy in a mask, and he's got a kni...
[panicked whimpering] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:09
[panicked whimpering]
If someone's chasing you with a knife and you get to a car, - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:07
If someone's chasing you with a knife and you get to a ...
-And then you wait. -[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:06
-And then you wait. -[laughter]
[vocalizes jaunty tune] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:06
[vocalizes jaunty tune]
[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:06
[laughter]
Yeah? The one with the aliens that don't see anything? - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:05
Yeah? The one with the aliens that don't see anything?
They just use echolocation to figure out where everyone is. - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:05
They just use echolocation to figure out where everyone is.