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Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

Like, "Damn, girl." "I wish I could be lockedin a room with you all day." --"Mmm, mmm,...

Like, "Damn, girl." "I wish I could be locked
in a room with you all day." -[laughter]
-"Mmm, mmm, mmm!" "Mmm, girl, I wish they would lock us up
and throw away the key." "The things I would do to you." "Oh, yeah? What would you do to me?" "Girl, I wish they would tell us
we could only see each other all day." "All day." -[mimics whoosh, chortles evilly]
-[laughter] [malevolent voice] "Your wish is granted."

Full Transcript

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Like, "Damn, girl."
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"I wish I could be locked in a room with you all day."
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-[laughter] -"Mmm, mmm, mmm!"
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"Mmm, girl, I wish they would lock us up and throw away the key."
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"The things I would do to you."
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"Oh, yeah? What would you do to me?"
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"Girl, I wish they would tell us we could only see each other all day."
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"All day."
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-[mimics whoosh, chortles evilly] -[laughter]
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[malevolent voice] "Your wish is granted."
Duration
31 seconds
Views
61
Timestamp in Movie
00:30:24
Uploaded
Mar 16, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Day Zero Productions,Bob Bain Productions,Mainstay Entertainment

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Movie Summary

In his third special show, comedian Trevor Noah talks learning German, speaking ill of the dead, judging people in horror movies, dealing with modern communication, and ordering Indian food in Scotland.
Lot of couples - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:07
Lot of couples
Lot of people realized - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:09
Lot of people realized
[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:12
[laughter]
It all started as so much fun, remember? In the beginning, it was like a sleepover. - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:05
It all started as so much fun, remember? In the beginning, i...
"Oh my God, this is so much fun!" - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:09
"Oh my God, this is so much fun!"
And at some point, you'd be sitting in the house - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:13
And at some point, you'd be sitting in the house
[mimics weak coughing] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:29
[mimics weak coughing]
You know, - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:14
You know,
But oftentimes, - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:08
But oftentimes,
And you know, if you ask me, it's because… - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:07
And you know, if you ask me, it's because…
As humans, we've become so comfortable - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:09
As humans, we've become so comfortable
We get taught every single day that "we know, we know, we know." - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:08
We get taught every single day that "we know, we know, ...
"What's the weather gonna be like?" You know. "Oh, it'll rain on Thursday." - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:08
"What's the weather gonna be like?" You know....
If you had that technology 500 years ago, - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:11
If you had that technology 500 years ago,
We take that for granted, but it's also made us forget that - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:06
We take that for granted, but it's also made us forget ...
And I think the thing we need to take a moment to think about is the why. - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:05
And I think the thing we need to take a moment to think abou...
It wasn't because of movies, - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:08
It wasn't because of movies,
-I lost you. You lost me. -[cheers and applause] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:06
-I lost you. You lost me. -[cheers and applause]
And what made it worse was governments made it seem like they knew. - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:06
And what made it worse was governments made it seem like the...
They were so confident, - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:06
They were so confident,