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Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

"Oh, Trevor, can you imagineif Hitler was Black?" Like, "Rolf, it's not that funny." "I...

Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would • 2022

[mimics laughter] "Oh mein Gott!" "Der Schwarze Hitler!" [cackling] "Oh, Trevor, can you imagine
if Hitler was Black?" [continues cackling] "It totally wouldn't have worked, ja?" [audience laughing] Like, "Rolf, it's not that funny." "I tried to learn German
to connect with my family and sound like
one of the worst humans in history." He's like,
"Yeah, but it was totally funny." "You should have seen yourself." [mock shouting] "It's like you were about to invade
the meat section." "Oh mein Gott!" "Oh, you should have--" I was like, "Rolf, it's not cool, man!" "I'm in pain right now." He's like, "Calm down, Trevor.
Calm down, ja?" -"Indulge me mein schadenfreude, okay?"
-[laughter] He actually taught me a new word that day

Full Transcript

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[mimics laughter]

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"Oh mein Gott!"

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"Der Schwarze Hitler!" [cackling]

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"Oh, Trevor, can you imagine if Hitler was Black?"

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[continues cackling]

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"It totally wouldn't have worked, ja?"

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[audience laughing]

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Like, "Rolf, it's not that funny."

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"I tried to learn German to connect with my family

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and sound like one of the worst humans in history."

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He's like, "Yeah, but it was totally funny."

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"You should have seen yourself."

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[mock shouting]

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"It's like you were about to invade the meat section."

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"Oh mein Gott!" "Oh, you should have--"

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I was like, "Rolf, it's not cool, man!"

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"I'm in pain right now."

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He's like, "Calm down, Trevor. Calm down, ja?"

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-"Indulge me mein schadenfreude, okay?" -[laughter]

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He actually taught me a new word that day.

Duration

50 seconds

Views

61

Timestamp in Movie

00:07:17

Uploaded

Mar 16, 2025

Genres

documentary, comedy

Production

Day Zero Productions,Bob Bain Productions,Mainstay Entertainment

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Movie Summary

In his third special show, comedian Trevor Noah talks learning German, speaking ill of the dead, judging people in horror movies, dealing with modern communication, and ordering Indian food in Scotland.