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Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

-And you'd be like, "Yes."- "Oh, yes, Jesus." "Take them now, Lord." "If it's their time,...

[mimics weak coughing] -And you'd be like, "Yes."
-[laughter] "Oh, yes, Jesus." "Take them now, Lord." "If it's their time, it's their time." "Let thy will be done, Lord Jesus." -"I could use the extra office space."
-[laughter]

Full Transcript

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-And you'd be like, "Yes." -[laughter]
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"Oh, yes, Jesus."
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"Take them now, Lord."
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"If it's their time, it's their time."
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"Let thy will be done, Lord Jesus."
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-"I could use the extra office space." -[laughter]
Duration
29 seconds
Views
43
Timestamp in Movie
00:31:51
Uploaded
Mar 16, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Day Zero Productions,Bob Bain Productions,Mainstay Entertainment

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Movie Summary

In his third special show, comedian Trevor Noah talks learning German, speaking ill of the dead, judging people in horror movies, dealing with modern communication, and ordering Indian food in Scotland.
You know, - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:14
You know,
But oftentimes, - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:08
But oftentimes,
And you know, if you ask me, it's because… - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:07
And you know, if you ask me, it's because…
As humans, we've become so comfortable - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:09
As humans, we've become so comfortable
We get taught every single day that "we know, we know, we know." - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:08
We get taught every single day that "we know, we know, ...
"What's the weather gonna be like?" You know. "Oh, it'll rain on Thursday." - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:08
"What's the weather gonna be like?" You know....
If you had that technology 500 years ago, - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:11
If you had that technology 500 years ago,
We take that for granted, but it's also made us forget that - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:06
We take that for granted, but it's also made us forget ...
And I think the thing we need to take a moment to think about is the why. - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:05
And I think the thing we need to take a moment to think abou...
It wasn't because of movies, - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:08
It wasn't because of movies,
-I lost you. You lost me. -[cheers and applause] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:06
-I lost you. You lost me. -[cheers and applause]
And what made it worse was governments made it seem like they knew. - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:06
And what made it worse was governments made it seem like the...
They were so confident, - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:06
They were so confident,
[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:08
[laughter]
We heard of China building a 10,000-person hospital overnight. - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:06
We heard of China building a 10,000-person hospital overnigh...
None of us asked, "Why?" - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:16
None of us asked, "Why?"
One of my favorites was - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:06
One of my favorites was
[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:09
[laughter]
Journalists asked him, "Prime Minister Johnson, - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:25
Journalists asked him, "Prime Minister Johnson,
Yeah. You see him when he came out? Donald J. Trump? - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:05
Yeah. You see him when he came out? Donald J. Trump?