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Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

None of us asked, "Why?" --We were just like, "Ah, China." "They love building shit." I...

None of us asked, "Why?" -[laughter]
-We were just like, "Ah, China." "They love building shit." [laughter continues] I remember how confident world leaders
were as well

Full Transcript

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None of us asked, "Why?"
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-[laughter] -We were just like, "Ah, China."
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"They love building shit."
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[laughter continues]
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I remember how confident world leaders were as well.
Duration
16 seconds
Views
39
Timestamp in Movie
00:34:51
Uploaded
Mar 16, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Day Zero Productions,Bob Bain Productions,Mainstay Entertainment

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Movie Summary

In his third special show, comedian Trevor Noah talks learning German, speaking ill of the dead, judging people in horror movies, dealing with modern communication, and ordering Indian food in Scotland.
One of my favorites was - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:06
One of my favorites was
[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:09
[laughter]
Journalists asked him, "Prime Minister Johnson, - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:25
Journalists asked him, "Prime Minister Johnson,
Yeah. You see him when he came out? Donald J. Trump? - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:05
Yeah. You see him when he came out? Donald J. Trump?
He was like, "Folks, we're gonna have it handled." - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:26
He was like, "Folks, we're gonna have it handled.&...
Both men went to the ICU, almost died. Only reason they survived - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:09
Both men went to the ICU, almost died. Only reason they surv...
Boris, to his credit, he came out of that hospital like he had seen Jesus. - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:05
Boris, to his credit, he came out of that hospital like he h...
[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:08
[laughter]
He came there, barely dressed, like, "Everybody, this is not a joke." - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:17
He came there, barely dressed, like, "Everybody, this i...
-Like… [clicking] -[audience laughing, applauding] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:16
-Like… [clicking] -[audience laughing, applauding]
He came out of the hospital, - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:07
He came out of the hospital,
Didn't even speak. Was just like… [dramatic wheezing] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:13
Didn't even speak. Was just like… [dramatic wheezing]
[mimics Trump] "If I can do it…" - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:13
[mimics Trump] "If I can do it…"
[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:05
[laughter]
[crowd cheering] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:10
[crowd cheering]
What I don't understand is why people voted for him. - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:05
What I don't understand is why people voted for him.
What was even crazier was that some people voted for him - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:07
What was even crazier was that some people voted for him
[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:06
[laughter]
People were like, "I can't believe what he's doing." - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:19
People were like, "I can't believe what he's ...
[laughter, applause] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:07
[laughter, applause]