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Nothing comes close. -[cheering]
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Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

Nothing comes close.- You don't agree with me, let's meetin the parking lot and we can...

Nothing comes close.
-[cheering] You don't agree with me, let's meet
in the parking lot and we can fight

Full Transcript

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-Nothing comes close. -[cheering]
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You don't agree with me, let's meet in the parking lot and we can fight.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:47:52
Uploaded
Mar 16, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Day Zero Productions,Bob Bain Productions,Mainstay Entertainment

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Movie Summary

In his third special show, comedian Trevor Noah talks learning German, speaking ill of the dead, judging people in horror movies, dealing with modern communication, and ordering Indian food in Scotland.
[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:06
[laughter]
We're in Edinburgh. I'm with friends. "Where are we going?" - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:16
We're in Edinburgh. I'm with friends. "Where ...
I always try and find the most authentic Indian restaurant I can find. - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:05
I always try and find the most authentic Indian restaurant I...
I mean, like, authentic Indian restaurants. - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:05
I mean, like, authentic Indian restaurants.
You know? What I'll do is I'll go to a place, and then I'll ask around. - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:06
You know? What I'll do is I'll go to a place, and ...
I'll ask people, like, "Where do you go?" - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:06
I'll ask people, like, "Where do you go?"
[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:10
[laughter]
Now, the reason it had to be so authentic, - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:08
Now, the reason it had to be so authentic,
Now, what a lot of people may not know is that South Africa - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:08
Now, what a lot of people may not know is that South Africa
All right? One of the largest Indian populations outside of India. - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:06
All right? One of the largest Indian populations outside of ...
[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:12
[laughter]
Yeah. So if India blew up… - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:06
Yeah. So if India blew up…
In fact, one of my best friends growing up - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:06
In fact, one of my best friends growing up
We met at the beginning of the school year, - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:06
We met at the beginning of the school year,
So… - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:08
So…
And our ritual was simple. We'd go to all the classes we did, - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:07
And our ritual was simple. We'd go to all the classes w...
Because Theesan would get a packed lunch from his mom every single day. - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:06
Because Theesan would get a packed lunch from his mom every ...
I would get money from my mom to buy food - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:07
I would get money from my mom to buy food
Well, she tried once, and I was like, "Don't do this ever again." - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:11
Well, she tried once, and I was like, "Don't do th...
I know this - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:14
I know this