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One day Rolf turns to me, like…

Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

One day Rolf turns to me, like… "Trevor, you know,today maybe we should have a...

Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would • 2022

One day Rolf turns to me, like… [German accent] "Trevor, you know,
today maybe we should have a traditional German meal, ja?" "You want to eat something
traditionally German?" "Ja, we're going to take you, okay?" I was like, "That sounds amazing, Rolf.
What are we gonna have?" He's like,
"Ah, okay, have you heard of Subway?" [laughter] "I don't think that's German, Rolf." He's like, "Nein, nein. I'm just saying
to understand the chain." "Right? Where you're going
to be having the sandwiches und you are having the bread
und choosing the toppings." Like, "Yeah, I know
how Subway works, man." He's like, "Okay. Ach so, I want to
take you to a German version, ja?" "Better than that. Better." "Like, with the best bread und meat.
You have to go." So he took me, and he wasn't lying

Full Transcript

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One day Rolf turns to me, like…

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[German accent] "Trevor, you know, today maybe we should have

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a traditional German meal, ja?"

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"You want to eat something traditionally German?"

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"Ja, we're going to take you, okay?"

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I was like, "That sounds amazing, Rolf. What are we gonna have?"

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He's like, "Ah, okay, have you heard of Subway?"

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[laughter]

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"I don't think that's German, Rolf."

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He's like, "Nein, nein. I'm just saying to understand the chain."

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"Right? Where you're going to be having the sandwiches

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und you are having the bread und choosing the toppings."

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Like, "Yeah, I know how Subway works, man."

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He's like, "Okay. Ach so, I want to take you to a German version, ja?"

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"Better than that. Better."

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"Like, with the best bread und meat. You have to go."

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So he took me, and he wasn't lying.

Duration

43 seconds

Views

43

Timestamp in Movie

00:04:50

Uploaded

Mar 16, 2025

Genres

documentary, comedy

Production

Day Zero Productions,Bob Bain Productions,Mainstay Entertainment

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Movie Summary

In his third special show, comedian Trevor Noah talks learning German, speaking ill of the dead, judging people in horror movies, dealing with modern communication, and ordering Indian food in Scotland.