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Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

-Dead. What are you doing?- What are you doing?

[panicked whimpering] -Dead. What are you doing?
-[laughter] What are you doing?

Full Transcript

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[panicked whimpering]
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-Dead. What are you doing? -[laughter]
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What are you doing?
Duration
9 seconds
Views
36
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:38
Uploaded
Mar 16, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Day Zero Productions,Bob Bain Productions,Mainstay Entertainment

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Movie Summary

In his third special show, comedian Trevor Noah talks learning German, speaking ill of the dead, judging people in horror movies, dealing with modern communication, and ordering Indian food in Scotland.
If someone's chasing you with a knife and you get to a car, - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:07
If someone's chasing you with a knife and you get to a ...
-And then you wait. -[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:06
-And then you wait. -[laughter]
[vocalizes jaunty tune] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:06
[vocalizes jaunty tune]
[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:06
[laughter]
Yeah? The one with the aliens that don't see anything? - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:05
Yeah? The one with the aliens that don't see anything?
They just use echolocation to figure out where everyone is. - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:05
They just use echolocation to figure out where everyone is.
-[throaty clicking vocalizations] -[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:32
-[throaty clicking vocalizations] -[laughter]
-[laughter] -No… [whimpers] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:10
-[laughter] -No… [whimpers]
And there'll always be the moment where you can see the monster's given up. - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:05
And there'll always be the moment where you can see the...
You know? The moment where the monster's like… [clicking] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:26
You know? The moment where the monster's like… [clickin...
[audience laughing] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:07
[audience laughing]
You just stay inside for long enough, and the danger will subside. - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:05
You just stay inside for long enough, and the danger will su...
Why can't you do it? Why is it so hard to just stay inside? - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:05
Why can't you do it? Why is it so hard to just stay ins...
[audience laughing] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:13
[audience laughing]
I thought if humans were ever threatened with an existential threat, - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:12
I thought if humans were ever threatened with an existential...
We'd be like, "All right, no more racism. No more sexism. Let's do this together." - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:18
We'd be like, "All right, no more racism. No more ...
Everyone in the world came together to fight the aliens. We stopped all our… - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:09
Everyone in the world came together to fight the aliens. We ...
And then in real life, what do we do? We fought each other, and we lost. - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:06
And then in real life, what do we do? We fought each other, ...
[applause] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:13
[applause]
Maybe some warned the others, like, "There's an asteroid!" - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:19
Maybe some warned the others, like, "There's an as...