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Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

"When are the goddamn schools opening?"- "You can't expect me to spend all daywith these...

"When are the goddamn schools opening?"
-[laughter] "You can't expect me to spend all day
with these kids! Who am I, their mom?!" [laughter] "They should be in school!" Kids are like, "But, Mommy,
there's a new variant out there." "Listen, Timmy, at some point you're gonna
have to see what you're made of, okay?" [laughter] "Either your lungs are gonna make it
or they ain't. All right, buddy?" "Now get on out there
and see what you're made of." "If Simba could do it, so can you.
Hakuna matata." "Go on, buddy. Go on." -[laughter, applause]
-[Trevor laughing]

Full Transcript

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-"When are the goddamn schools opening?" -[laughter]
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"You can't expect me to spend all day with these kids! Who am I, their mom?!"
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[laughter]
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"They should be in school!"
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Kids are like, "But, Mommy, there's a new variant out there."
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"Listen, Timmy, at some point you're gonna have to see what you're made of, okay?"
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[laughter]
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"Either your lungs are gonna make it or they ain't. All right, buddy?"
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"Now get on out there and see what you're made of."
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"If Simba could do it, so can you. Hakuna matata."
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"Go on, buddy. Go on."
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-[laughter, applause] -[Trevor laughing]
Duration
34 seconds
Views
63
Timestamp in Movie
00:29:30
Uploaded
Mar 16, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Day Zero Productions,Bob Bain Productions,Mainstay Entertainment

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Movie Summary

In his third special show, comedian Trevor Noah talks learning German, speaking ill of the dead, judging people in horror movies, dealing with modern communication, and ordering Indian food in Scotland.
[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:07
[laughter]
Like, "Damn, girl." - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:31
Like, "Damn, girl."
Lot of couples - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:07
Lot of couples
Lot of people realized - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:09
Lot of people realized
[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:12
[laughter]
It all started as so much fun, remember? In the beginning, it was like a sleepover. - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:05
It all started as so much fun, remember? In the beginning, i...
"Oh my God, this is so much fun!" - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:09
"Oh my God, this is so much fun!"
And at some point, you'd be sitting in the house - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:13
And at some point, you'd be sitting in the house
[mimics weak coughing] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:29
[mimics weak coughing]
You know, - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:14
You know,
But oftentimes, - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:08
But oftentimes,
And you know, if you ask me, it's because… - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:07
And you know, if you ask me, it's because…
As humans, we've become so comfortable - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:09
As humans, we've become so comfortable
We get taught every single day that "we know, we know, we know." - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:08
We get taught every single day that "we know, we know, ...
"What's the weather gonna be like?" You know. "Oh, it'll rain on Thursday." - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:08
"What's the weather gonna be like?" You know....
If you had that technology 500 years ago, - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:11
If you had that technology 500 years ago,
We take that for granted, but it's also made us forget that - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:06
We take that for granted, but it's also made us forget ...
And I think the thing we need to take a moment to think about is the why. - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:05
And I think the thing we need to take a moment to think abou...
It wasn't because of movies, - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:08
It wasn't because of movies,
-I lost you. You lost me. -[cheers and applause] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:06
-I lost you. You lost me. -[cheers and applause]