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Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

"Who do you think it is, Scoob?" Be like, "Oh, it wasn't me,I'll tell you that much." "I...

"Who do you think it is, Scoob?" Be like, "Oh, it wasn't me,
I'll tell you that much." "I didn't do anything. I'm innocent." -[as Trump] "I'm innocent. So innocent."
-[laughter] "Some say, the most innocent man
who's ever lived." Be like, "Yeah, I think it's that guy." [laughter]

Full Transcript

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"Who do you think it is, Scoob?" Be like,
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"Oh, it wasn't me, I'll tell you that much."
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"I didn't do anything. I'm innocent."
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-[as Trump] "I'm innocent. So innocent." -[laughter]
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"Some say, the most innocent man who's ever lived."
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Be like, "Yeah, I think it's that guy."
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[laughter]
Duration
20 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:39:00
Uploaded
Mar 16, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Day Zero Productions,Bob Bain Productions,Mainstay Entertainment

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Movie Summary

In his third special show, comedian Trevor Noah talks learning German, speaking ill of the dead, judging people in horror movies, dealing with modern communication, and ordering Indian food in Scotland.
Why would you vote…? I mean, actually… - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:06
Why would you vote…? I mean, actually…
'Cause what I get and I've realized is, - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:10
'Cause what I get and I've realized is,
[crowd chuckling] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:07
[crowd chuckling]
You come out there, "Here are my--" - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:10
You come out there, "Here are my--"
You realize there's been no American president - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:06
You realize there's been no American president
You can go back as far as you want. None of them spoke normal. None. - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:05
You can go back as far as you want. None of them spoke norma...
He had that thing. [mimics trebly voice] "Ask not what your country can do for you, - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:10
He had that thing. [mimics trebly voice] "Ask not what ...
[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:06
[laughter]
You're telling me that man was standing in a McDonald's, - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:06
You're telling me that man was standing in a McDonald&#...
Like, "Could I please get a number one, medium, with fries." - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:16
Like, "Could I please get a number one, medium, with fr...
He always did that thing where it sounded like he was trying to seduce the audience. - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:05
He always did that thing where it sounded like he was trying...
You know? Like… - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:13
You know? Like…
[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:07
[laughter]
[Southern accent] "Gonna find the people that did this, - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:13
[Southern accent] "Gonna find the people that did this,
-"Uh…" -[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:15
-"Uh…" -[laughter]
-[laughter] -Not normal. He'll be up there, like, - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:22
-[laughter] -Not normal. He'll be up there, like,
-Trump, that was the weirdest of all. -[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:08
-Trump, that was the weirdest of all. -[laughter]
Do you know how hard it was to figure out where to put the volume - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:12
Do you know how hard it was to figure out where to put the v...
He'd be up there, "I think, as Americans, - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:24
He'd be up there, "I think, as Americans,
[cheers and applause] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:06
[cheers and applause]