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Why can't you do it? Why is it so hard to just stay inside?
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Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

Why can't you do it?Why is it so hard to just stay inside?

Why can't you do it?
Why is it so hard to just stay inside?

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Why can't you do it? Why is it so hard to just stay inside?
Duration
5 seconds
Views
47
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:59
Uploaded
Mar 16, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Day Zero Productions,Bob Bain Productions,Mainstay Entertainment

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Movie Summary

In his third special show, comedian Trevor Noah talks learning German, speaking ill of the dead, judging people in horror movies, dealing with modern communication, and ordering Indian food in Scotland.
[audience laughing] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:13
[audience laughing]
I thought if humans were ever threatened with an existential threat, - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:12
I thought if humans were ever threatened with an existential...
We'd be like, "All right, no more racism. No more sexism. Let's do this together." - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:18
We'd be like, "All right, no more racism. No more ...
Everyone in the world came together to fight the aliens. We stopped all our… - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:09
Everyone in the world came together to fight the aliens. We ...
And then in real life, what do we do? We fought each other, and we lost. - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:06
And then in real life, what do we do? We fought each other, ...
[applause] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:13
[applause]
Maybe some warned the others, like, "There's an asteroid!" - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:19
Maybe some warned the others, like, "There's an as...
All the dinosaurs were running around in panic, - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:15
All the dinosaurs were running around in panic,
[giggling] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:13
[giggling]
My whole life, I'd seen, whenever there was a virus that broke out in the world, - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:07
My whole life, I'd seen, whenever there was a virus tha...
They're like, "Trevor, are you seeing what's happening with coronavirus?" - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:20
They're like, "Trevor, are you seeing what's ...
Pound for pound, Africa did better than any other continent - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:07
Pound for pound, Africa did better than any other continent
[cheers and applause] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:09
[cheers and applause]
What was even wilder was this… - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:13
What was even wilder was this…
Every time you'd watch the news, there was always a subtle level of blame - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:08
Every time you'd watch the news, there was always a sub...
It would always be someone random on, like, Sky or the BBC standing there. - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:06
It would always be someone random on, like, Sky or the BBC s...
There'd be dead bodies piled up behind them. Like, - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:52
There'd be dead bodies piled up behind them. Like,
And then when COVID came, - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:12
And then when COVID came,
[applause] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:06
[applause]
One of the biggest side effects of COVID that I didn't expect - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:09
One of the biggest side effects of COVID that I didn't ...