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Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

You know? Like… "I did not have sexual relations…" What are you doing?

You know? Like… [gravelly, seductive voice]
"I did not have sexual relations…" [laughter] "…with that woman." [sleazy chuckle] What are you doing?

Full Transcript

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You know? Like…
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[gravelly, seductive voice] "I did not have sexual relations…"
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[laughter]
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"…with that woman."
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[sleazy chuckle]
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What are you doing?
Duration
13 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:40:54
Uploaded
Mar 16, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Day Zero Productions,Bob Bain Productions,Mainstay Entertainment

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Movie Summary

In his third special show, comedian Trevor Noah talks learning German, speaking ill of the dead, judging people in horror movies, dealing with modern communication, and ordering Indian food in Scotland.
[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:07
[laughter]
[Southern accent] "Gonna find the people that did this, - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:13
[Southern accent] "Gonna find the people that did this,
-"Uh…" -[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:15
-"Uh…" -[laughter]
-[laughter] -Not normal. He'll be up there, like, - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:22
-[laughter] -Not normal. He'll be up there, like,
-Trump, that was the weirdest of all. -[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:08
-Trump, that was the weirdest of all. -[laughter]
Do you know how hard it was to figure out where to put the volume - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:12
Do you know how hard it was to figure out where to put the v...
He'd be up there, "I think, as Americans, - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:24
He'd be up there, "I think, as Americans,
[cheers and applause] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:06
[cheers and applause]
That's why I laugh whenever I come to Canada and watch your news. - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:05
That's why I laugh whenever I come to Canada and watch ...
[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:16
[laughter]
Compared to American presidents? What? They're like, "He's scandalous." - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:18
Compared to American presidents? What? They're like, &q...
[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:11
[laughter]
[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:07
[laughter]
[laughter, applause] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:12
[laughter, applause]
He took off. He was wearing a suit. He left Canada. - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:05
He took off. He was wearing a suit. He left Canada.
Waving on the plane. "Goodbye. Goodbye, everybody. Goodbye." - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:08
Waving on the plane. "Goodbye. Goodbye, everybody. Good...
Doors opened, and he came out, and he was already half-Indian. - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:06
Doors opened, and he came out, and he was already half-India...
[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:05
[laughter]
But what was crazy - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:10
But what was crazy
Clearly, no one's telling him what's happening on the news in Canada, - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:06
Clearly, no one's telling him what's happening on ...