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Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl

And I'm not usingno basic Apple alarm, dude, I'm gonna have a custom onegoing off every...

And I'm not using
no basic Apple alarm, dude, I'm gonna have a custom one
going off every four minutes, dude

Full Transcript

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And I'm not using no basic Apple alarm, dude,
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I'm gonna have a custom one going off every four minutes, dude.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:43:51
Uploaded
Apr 15, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
800 Pound Gorilla Media,Brillstein Entertainment Partners,Amazon MGM Studios

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Movie Summary

Follows Travor as he deals with male birth control, smoking oregano, his distinctive birds-and-bees talk, having his first Buc-ee, the warning signs of dating, and the worst thing you could ever order on a date.
I'm down with the sickness, dude, Every guy was like, "Was that me or you? - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:07
I'm down with the sickness, dude, Every guy was like, &...
Was that me or you? Was that me or you?" - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
Was that me or you? Was that me or you?"
Nice. Can I borrow a two-dollar bill? I need to go snort my BC, dawg. - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:07
Nice. Can I borrow a two-dollar bill? I need to go snort my ...
Here's why I got to beef with my doctor is one time my doctor told me, he goes. - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:05
Here's why I got to beef with my doctor is one time my ...
"I don't know how to tell you this, Trev, but you have a smaller pee hole - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:09
"I don't know how to tell you this, Trev, but you ...
You just have a slightly smaller pee hole than the average man." - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:05
You just have a slightly smaller pee hole than the average m...
It's not a sample. Get out of there." - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:12
It's not a sample. Get out of there."
Right, Jaxon, But he spells it with an "X." "Jaxon." Yep. - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
Right, Jaxon, But he spells it with an "X." "...
Add a puka shell necklace, you got him, dude. - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
Add a puka shell necklace, you got him, dude.
Looks like he was voted most likely to vape at a funeral type of vibe. - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:05
Looks like he was voted most likely to vape at a funeral typ...
We released the dove, he released an "O." It was epic. - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:05
We released the dove, he released an "O." It was e...
Even my grandpa was like, "Hold up! Let me hit that shit." - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:07
Even my grandpa was like, "Hold up! Let me hit that shi...
He's like, "Dude, you're gonna be in your head on these dates - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:07
He's like, "Dude, you're gonna be in your hea...
Don't smoke beforehand." - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
Don't smoke beforehand."
The first time I ever bought weed, - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
The first time I ever bought weed,
I was in eighth grade on 4/20 I bought a gram. - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
I was in eighth grade on 4/20 I bought a gram.
And it just turned out to be a gram... of oregano. - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:05
And it just turned out to be a gram... of oregano.
And all my friends were looking at me like, "Dude, how do you feel?" - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:08
And all my friends were looking at me like, "Dude, how ...
I was off the gabagool, you know what I'm saying? - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:05
I was off the gabagool, you know what I'm saying?
Don't drink. Don't smoke. Easy." - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:11
Don't drink. Don't smoke. Easy."