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Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl

Don't drink. Don't smoke. Easy." And he goes, "Nah, life hack." First of all, anytime a...

Don't drink. Don't smoke. Easy." And he goes, "Nah, life hack." First of all, anytime a dude
wearing double puka shell necklaces says he has a life hack, he doesn't, okay?

Full Transcript

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Don't drink. Don't smoke. Easy."
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And he goes, "Nah, life hack."
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First of all, anytime a dude wearing double puka shell necklaces
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says he has a life hack,
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he doesn't, okay?
Duration
11 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:47:04
Uploaded
Apr 15, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
800 Pound Gorilla Media,Brillstein Entertainment Partners,Amazon MGM Studios

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Movie Summary

Follows Travor as he deals with male birth control, smoking oregano, his distinctive birds-and-bees talk, having his first Buc-ee, the warning signs of dating, and the worst thing you could ever order on a date.
He goes right before the date, to get out of your head, - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
He goes right before the date, to get out of your head,
He goes, "You gotta rub one out." - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:12
He goes, "You gotta rub one out."
Rubbing one out before a first date is like winning the lottery on the way... - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:08
Rubbing one out before a first date is like winning the lott...
[cheering] - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:09
[cheering]
I don't know what it was about my hometown, - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:07
I don't know what it was about my hometown,
The first time I ever tried to get real messed up on something - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:09
The first time I ever tried to get real messed up on somethi...
My friends were like, "How do you feel?" - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:09
My friends were like, "How do you feel?"
But the way he told me about it was, like, - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
But the way he told me about it was, like,
All you need is a can of whipped cream. - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:05
All you need is a can of whipped cream.
Plus, it doesn't show up on drug tests." - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:10
Plus, it doesn't show up on drug tests."
What drug tests are running at the hopscotch courts... - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:05
What drug tests are running at the hopscotch courts...
And I remember one night I got really pissed off at my dad - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:07
And I remember one night I got really pissed off at my dad
But to punish me instead of like hitting me - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
But to punish me instead of like hitting me
When my dad used to get mad at me for a punishment, - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
When my dad used to get mad at me for a punishment,
Then he would walk away with the door - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:08
Then he would walk away with the door
I think every car should have a wave that would make these streets - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:08
I think every car should have a wave that would make these s...
They both just hold up divorce papers. That'd be sick! - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
They both just hold up divorce papers. That'd be sick!
Dude, two Subarus pass each other, - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:07
Dude, two Subarus pass each other,
Whippet Wednesday. Let's go!" - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:07
Whippet Wednesday. Let's go!"
About to do my first whippet. I said that out loud, - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
About to do my first whippet. I said that out loud,