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Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl

Don't smoke beforehand." Drinking before a date I getbut smoking before a date

Don't smoke beforehand." Drinking before a date I get
but smoking before a date

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Don't smoke beforehand."
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Drinking before a date I get but smoking before a date.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:46:06
Uploaded
Apr 15, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
800 Pound Gorilla Media,Brillstein Entertainment Partners,Amazon MGM Studios

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Movie Summary

Follows Travor as he deals with male birth control, smoking oregano, his distinctive birds-and-bees talk, having his first Buc-ee, the warning signs of dating, and the worst thing you could ever order on a date.
The first time I ever bought weed, - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
The first time I ever bought weed,
I was in eighth grade on 4/20 I bought a gram. - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
I was in eighth grade on 4/20 I bought a gram.
And it just turned out to be a gram... of oregano. - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:05
And it just turned out to be a gram... of oregano.
And all my friends were looking at me like, "Dude, how do you feel?" - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:08
And all my friends were looking at me like, "Dude, how ...
I was off the gabagool, you know what I'm saying? - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:05
I was off the gabagool, you know what I'm saying?
Don't drink. Don't smoke. Easy." - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:11
Don't drink. Don't smoke. Easy."
He goes right before the date, to get out of your head, - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
He goes right before the date, to get out of your head,
He goes, "You gotta rub one out." - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:12
He goes, "You gotta rub one out."
Rubbing one out before a first date is like winning the lottery on the way... - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:08
Rubbing one out before a first date is like winning the lott...
[cheering] - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:09
[cheering]
I don't know what it was about my hometown, - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:07
I don't know what it was about my hometown,
The first time I ever tried to get real messed up on something - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:09
The first time I ever tried to get real messed up on somethi...
My friends were like, "How do you feel?" - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:09
My friends were like, "How do you feel?"
But the way he told me about it was, like, - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
But the way he told me about it was, like,
All you need is a can of whipped cream. - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:05
All you need is a can of whipped cream.
Plus, it doesn't show up on drug tests." - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:10
Plus, it doesn't show up on drug tests."
What drug tests are running at the hopscotch courts... - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:05
What drug tests are running at the hopscotch courts...
And I remember one night I got really pissed off at my dad - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:07
And I remember one night I got really pissed off at my dad
But to punish me instead of like hitting me - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
But to punish me instead of like hitting me
When my dad used to get mad at me for a punishment, - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
When my dad used to get mad at me for a punishment,