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Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl

Even my grandpa was like,"Hold up! Let me hit that shit." But he was trying to give meall...

Even my grandpa was like,
"Hold up! Let me hit that shit." But he was trying to give me
all this dating advice

Full Transcript

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Even my grandpa was like, "Hold up! Let me hit that shit."
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But he was trying to give me all this dating advice.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
00:45:53
Uploaded
Apr 15, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
800 Pound Gorilla Media,Brillstein Entertainment Partners,Amazon MGM Studios

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Movie Summary

Follows Travor as he deals with male birth control, smoking oregano, his distinctive birds-and-bees talk, having his first Buc-ee, the warning signs of dating, and the worst thing you could ever order on a date.
He's like, "Dude, you're gonna be in your head on these dates - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:07
He's like, "Dude, you're gonna be in your hea...
Don't smoke beforehand." - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
Don't smoke beforehand."
The first time I ever bought weed, - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
The first time I ever bought weed,
I was in eighth grade on 4/20 I bought a gram. - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
I was in eighth grade on 4/20 I bought a gram.
And it just turned out to be a gram... of oregano. - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:05
And it just turned out to be a gram... of oregano.
And all my friends were looking at me like, "Dude, how do you feel?" - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:08
And all my friends were looking at me like, "Dude, how ...
I was off the gabagool, you know what I'm saying? - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:05
I was off the gabagool, you know what I'm saying?
Don't drink. Don't smoke. Easy." - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:11
Don't drink. Don't smoke. Easy."
He goes right before the date, to get out of your head, - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
He goes right before the date, to get out of your head,
He goes, "You gotta rub one out." - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:12
He goes, "You gotta rub one out."
Rubbing one out before a first date is like winning the lottery on the way... - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:08
Rubbing one out before a first date is like winning the lott...
[cheering] - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:09
[cheering]
I don't know what it was about my hometown, - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:07
I don't know what it was about my hometown,
The first time I ever tried to get real messed up on something - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:09
The first time I ever tried to get real messed up on somethi...
My friends were like, "How do you feel?" - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:09
My friends were like, "How do you feel?"
But the way he told me about it was, like, - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
But the way he told me about it was, like,
All you need is a can of whipped cream. - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:05
All you need is a can of whipped cream.
Plus, it doesn't show up on drug tests." - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:10
Plus, it doesn't show up on drug tests."
What drug tests are running at the hopscotch courts... - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:05
What drug tests are running at the hopscotch courts...
And I remember one night I got really pissed off at my dad - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:07
And I remember one night I got really pissed off at my dad