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Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl

He was like, "What was it?"I was like, "It was alcohol and caffeine." And then he was...

He was like, "What was it?"
I was like, "It was alcohol and caffeine." And then he was like, "Then what?"
I was like, "Nobody knows."

Full Transcript

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He was like, "What was it?" I was like, "It was alcohol and caffeine."
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And then he was like, "Then what?" I was like, "Nobody knows."
Duration
10 seconds
Views
63
Timestamp in Movie
00:20:20
Uploaded
Apr 15, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
800 Pound Gorilla Media,Brillstein Entertainment Partners,Amazon MGM Studios

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Movie Summary

Follows Travor as he deals with male birth control, smoking oregano, his distinctive birds-and-bees talk, having his first Buc-ee, the warning signs of dating, and the worst thing you could ever order on a date.
You just wake up the next morning with a text from your friend, - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:07
You just wake up the next morning with a text from your frie...
I was excited to play Xbox Live, you know, talk some shit to some kids. - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:05
I was excited to play Xbox Live, you know, talk some shit to...
You know, the first game I hopped on, - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:07
You know, the first game I hopped on,
And all of a sudden this kid sneezes into his headset. I'm, like, target acquired. - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:05
And all of a sudden this kid sneezes into his headset. I...
I was like, "Shut the hell up or I'm gonna fuck your mom." - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:08
I was like, "Shut the hell up or I'm gonna fuck yo...
Any then he went, "Oh, yeah? Then what?" - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:05
Any then he went, "Oh, yeah? Then what?"
I did live with my ex during the pandemic, and I think if you live with any - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:08
I did live with my ex during the pandemic, and I think if yo...
Somebody sneeze too loud and you're like, - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:08
Somebody sneeze too loud and you're like,
Maybe you fucking stop sneezing. We would, okay?" - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:22
Maybe you fucking stop sneezing. We would, okay?"
I was like, "Okay, hot take, all right." - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:16
I was like, "Okay, hot take, all right."
Remember that month when porn up just dropped a month - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:05
Remember that month when porn up just dropped a month
I don't remember the last time I smiled." - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:09
I don't remember the last time I smiled."
That's cute. Here's Lisa Ann in 8K. Figure it out." - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:09
That's cute. Here's Lisa Ann in 8K. Figure it out....
You know, you're watching too much porn - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
You know, you're watching too much porn
Right? Like, every dude's biggest fear is that his girlfriend's phone dies - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:08
Right? Like, every dude's biggest fear is that his girl...
I just want to Google the nearest Panera Bread." - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
I just want to Google the nearest Panera Bread."
Fuck. I'll cook. I'll cook. I'll cook." - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
Fuck. I'll cook. I'll cook. I'll cook."
And they'd be, like, "Lol. So hot, So sexy, so funny." - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:09
And they'd be, like, "Lol. So hot, So sexy, so fun...
Be for real girl. Or Russian hacker. Whoever you are. - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
Be for real girl. Or Russian hacker. Whoever you are.
I'll tell you what, man, I do think I was watching - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:08
I'll tell you what, man, I do think I was watching