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Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl

I don't know what the fuck I am yet." Dude,I've been taking melatonin lately

I don't know what the fuck I am yet." Dude,
I've been taking melatonin lately

Full Transcript

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I don't know what the fuck I am yet."
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Dude, I've been taking melatonin lately.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
51
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:07
Uploaded
Apr 15, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
800 Pound Gorilla Media,Brillstein Entertainment Partners,Amazon MGM Studios

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Movie Summary

Follows Travor as he deals with male birth control, smoking oregano, his distinctive birds-and-bees talk, having his first Buc-ee, the warning signs of dating, and the worst thing you could ever order on a date.
Everybody tells you how good of a like the dreams you're going to have, right? - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:05
Everybody tells you how good of a like the dreams you'r...
All right. So, my neighbor calls me and he goes, - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:14
All right. So, my neighbor calls me and he goes,
I was like I didn't know whether to be more shocked, - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:13
I was like I didn't know whether to be more shocked,
See if he knows him." - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
See if he knows him."
No, I... Actually don't do cocaine, which is pretty disrespectful - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:09
No, I... Actually don't do cocaine, which is pretty dis...
It's not that bad, is it?" - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:09
It's not that bad, is it?"
I talk a lot of shit about my nose because everything else is perfect. - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:05
I talk a lot of shit about my nose because everything else i...
But ever since I've been doing that nose joke, - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:08
But ever since I've been doing that nose joke,
It's the same-ish headline, and it's always like, - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:07
It's the same-ish headline, and it's always like,
Now, more than ever before." - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:16
Now, more than ever before."
Ladies, You don't want Nigel Thornberry in this... - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:05
Ladies, You don't want Nigel Thornberry in this...
You don't want Thornberry. - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:05
You don't want Thornberry.
I don't know where these articles are coming from, - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:05
I don't know where these articles are coming from,
I've never been with a chick and I sneeze and she's like, "Oh, fuck, do it again. - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:09
I've never been with a chick and I sneeze and she'...
Two words they wrote, "Fuck. Love." - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
Two words they wrote, "Fuck. Love."
I was like, damn, You know how bad You got a break... - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:07
I was like, damn, You know how bad You got a break...
I just imagine him walking in there like [sobbing] - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:13
I just imagine him walking in there like [sobbing]
What are you working on today?" - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:09
What are you working on today?"
So... Look at God. - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
So... Look at God.
[cheering] - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
[cheering]