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Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl

I don't remember the last time I smiled." Dude, that was the Lord's stimulus checkright...

I don't remember the last time I smiled." Dude, that was the Lord's stimulus check
right there, dude

Full Transcript

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I don't remember the last time I smiled."
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Dude, that was the Lord's stimulus check right there, dude.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
39
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:54
Uploaded
Apr 15, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
800 Pound Gorilla Media,Brillstein Entertainment Partners,Amazon MGM Studios

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Movie Summary

Follows Travor as he deals with male birth control, smoking oregano, his distinctive birds-and-bees talk, having his first Buc-ee, the warning signs of dating, and the worst thing you could ever order on a date.
That's cute. Here's Lisa Ann in 8K. Figure it out." - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:09
That's cute. Here's Lisa Ann in 8K. Figure it out....
You know, you're watching too much porn - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
You know, you're watching too much porn
Right? Like, every dude's biggest fear is that his girlfriend's phone dies - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:08
Right? Like, every dude's biggest fear is that his girl...
I just want to Google the nearest Panera Bread." - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
I just want to Google the nearest Panera Bread."
Fuck. I'll cook. I'll cook. I'll cook." - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
Fuck. I'll cook. I'll cook. I'll cook."
And they'd be, like, "Lol. So hot, So sexy, so funny." - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:09
And they'd be, like, "Lol. So hot, So sexy, so fun...
Be for real girl. Or Russian hacker. Whoever you are. - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
Be for real girl. Or Russian hacker. Whoever you are.
I'll tell you what, man, I do think I was watching - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:08
I'll tell you what, man, I do think I was watching
And I don't know what was what. I was on Zillow bricked-up, dawg. - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:07
And I don't know what was what. I was on Zillow bricked...
My shirt's coming off, dude. it's like, "This two-bedroom beauty won't last." - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:13
My shirt's coming off, dude. it's like, "This...
She came up to me. She goes, "Hey, sorry, about yesterday, - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:17
She came up to me. She goes, "Hey, sorry, about yesterd...
Okay, I got a 2:30 showing. Don't mess with me. - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:05
Okay, I got a 2:30 showing. Don't mess with me.
And she goes, "I saw something really hot, and I want to try it with you." - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:07
And she goes, "I saw something really hot, and I want t...
I'm gonna get out of the vibrator." - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
I'm gonna get out of the vibrator."
She goes, "No, it's a whole thing. It's a whole thing - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:08
She goes, "No, it's a whole thing. It's a who...
"I don't think that does. I don't think that does." - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
"I don't think that does. I don't think that ...
Dude, I went right next to the vibrator, and after being next to this thing... - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:05
Dude, I went right next to the vibrator, and after being nex...
[making vibrating sounds] - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:12
[making vibrating sounds]
[making vibrating sound] - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:09
[making vibrating sound]
I mean, this vibrator was going so fast, you could froth a Frappuccino down there. - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
I mean, this vibrator was going so fast, you could froth a F...