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Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl

If you can add, you can subtract I'm just saying shitbecause I can, you know?

If you can add, you can subtract I'm just saying shit
because I can, you know?

Full Transcript

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I'm just saying shit because I can, you know?
Duration
9 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:59:03
Uploaded
Apr 15, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
800 Pound Gorilla Media,Brillstein Entertainment Partners,Amazon MGM Studios

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Movie Summary

Follows Travor as he deals with male birth control, smoking oregano, his distinctive birds-and-bees talk, having his first Buc-ee, the warning signs of dating, and the worst thing you could ever order on a date.
"Did you hear about Jaxon?" - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:18
"Did you hear about Jaxon?"
"Why is he getting a dick reduction?" - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
"Why is he getting a dick reduction?"
It was just hurting." - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:08
It was just hurting."
I will say this, man, a friend of mine recently did get a breast reduction. Um... - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:07
I will say this, man, a friend of mine recently did get a br...
It was a female and, ladies, If any of you have ever gotten a breast reduction - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:12
It was a female and, ladies, If any of you have ever gotten ...
I don't know what it is, but, dudes, no guy will ever be able - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
I don't know what it is, but, dudes, no guy will ever b...
Like no guy will ever be like, "Oh, yeah. Congratulations." - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:08
Like no guy will ever be like, "Oh, yeah. Congratulatio...
I don't think that's what the Lord would have wanted, okay? - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
I don't think that's what the Lord would have want...
God gave you Triple-Fs for a reason, Miranda." - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:08
God gave you Triple-Fs for a reason, Miranda."
I would kill for a B." - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:08
I would kill for a B."
[laughter] - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
[laughter]
Like we will never be able to comprehend what the hell is going on - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:08
Like we will never be able to comprehend what the hell is go...
It's just a broken dream and an Adderall going to war, dude, - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:14
It's just a broken dream and an Adderall going to war, ...
It's two words. I'll never change. "My back." That's it. - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:05
It's two words. I'll never change. "My back.&...
We're like, "Yeah, you're pussy and you're crack." - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:05
We're like, "Yeah, you're pussy and you'...
All right? Now is not the time for karaoke." - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:09
All right? Now is not the time for karaoke."
I say all this to say my friend who got the breast reduction that she posted - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:12
I say all this to say my friend who got the breast reduction...
I don't know this until reading the caption, - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
I don't know this until reading the caption,
Cup size had a damn stutter. D-D-Damn, dude, these things... - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:05
Cup size had a damn stutter. D-D-Damn, dude, these things...
I'll take it. She showed me one day, and my brain just made like cartoon noises. - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
I'll take it. She showed me one day, and my brain just ...