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I've been all over, man, and I just got back from the Midwest
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Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl

I've been all over, man,and I just got back from the Midwest and I feel like we...

I've been all over, man,
and I just got back from the Midwest and I feel like we don't
really need that place anymore

Full Transcript

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I've been all over, man, and I just got back from the Midwest
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and I feel like we don't really need that place anymore.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
42
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:21
Uploaded
Apr 15, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
800 Pound Gorilla Media,Brillstein Entertainment Partners,Amazon MGM Studios

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Movie Summary

Follows Travor as he deals with male birth control, smoking oregano, his distinctive birds-and-bees talk, having his first Buc-ee, the warning signs of dating, and the worst thing you could ever order on a date.
I don't know about... Hear me out. - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:05
I don't know about... Hear me out.
But, dude, I was out there, dawg, and I just saw a flock of Amish. - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
But, dude, I was out there, dawg, and I just saw a flock of ...
You can't just throw an Amish at me, not expect me to lose my shit, dude, - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:08
You can't just throw an Amish at me, not expect me to l...
Right? I start posting these photos on my Instagram story, - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:08
Right? I start posting these photos on my Instagram story,
Not one, not two, but multiple messages being like, "Dude, you can't - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:08
Not one, not two, but multiple messages being like, "Du...
You're not allowed to take photos of the Amish." - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:10
You're not allowed to take photos of the Amish."
What are the pigeons snitching on me? "Check your Instagram." - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:05
What are the pigeons snitching on me? "Check your Insta...
They got to figure it out. No electronics. That's gotta be nice. - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
They got to figure it out. No electronics. That's gotta...
Because that's what it is. When your phone is dead, - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:05
Because that's what it is. When your phone is dead,
When your phone is dead, you have to spell the word "pterodactyl" without using Siri. - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:05
When your phone is dead, you have to spell the word "pt...
Even Google is like, "You got to wake up Jeeve's old ass for that shit." - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:10
Even Google is like, "You got to wake up Jeeve's o...
But I can spell "February." - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
But I can spell "February."
That's why I hate when you stop next to a cop at a red light. - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:05
That's why I hate when you stop next to a cop at a red ...
The cops just looking at you like, "This dude for sure has a gun on him." - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:09
The cops just looking at you like, "This dude for sure ...
Just 2:00 p.m. at a Whataburger, just Glocked-up, dude, - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:16
Just 2:00 p.m. at a Whataburger, just Glocked-up, dude,
You knew how horny we were growing up based on how quick you used - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
You knew how horny we were growing up based on how quick you...
They had no furniture, no roof, no windows. - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:05
They had no furniture, no roof, no windows.
You were like, "Now, fuck in the corner!" - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:07
You were like, "Now, fuck in the corner!"
He's like, "Bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah." - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
He's like, "Bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah ba...
"Bah bah bah!" - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:07
"Bah bah bah!"