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Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl

Let's be honest,there couldn't be a more carrot-cake-lookingson-of-a-bitch than your boy

Let's be honest,
there couldn't be a more carrot-cake-looking
son-of-a-bitch than your boy

Full Transcript

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Let's be honest, there couldn't be a more
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carrot-cake-looking son-of-a-bitch than your boy.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:33:37
Uploaded
Apr 15, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
800 Pound Gorilla Media,Brillstein Entertainment Partners,Amazon MGM Studios

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Movie Summary

Follows Travor as he deals with male birth control, smoking oregano, his distinctive birds-and-bees talk, having his first Buc-ee, the warning signs of dating, and the worst thing you could ever order on a date.
All right? Look like my safety word is "cream cheese." Okay? - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:07
All right? Look like my safety word is "cream cheese.&q...
I ordered carrot cake, and she goes, "Oh, I thought - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:11
I ordered carrot cake, and she goes, "Oh, I thought
Yeah. Just put some Nutella on your knuckles and crack me in the face. - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:05
Yeah. Just put some Nutella on your knuckles and crack me in...
[laughter] - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:11
[laughter]
It's dessert. I thought that was the one part of the meal - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:07
It's dessert. I thought that was the one part of the me...
I do think it's partially my fault that she said that because when the waiter - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:10
I do think it's partially my fault that she said that b...
You wait till you get back to your Miata for, "Carrot cake!" - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:12
You wait till you get back to your Miata for, "Carrot c...
To be very honest because I had some red flags at her, - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:05
To be very honest because I had some red flags at her,
Like I should have known that we weren't going to be compatible - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:13
Like I should have known that we weren't going to be co...
You want me to date "Sal-mon Sara"? No, we're not doing this, okay? - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:05
You want me to date "Sal-mon Sara"? No, we're...
How's your guy's sal-mon?" - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:10
How's your guy's sal-mon?"
He looks up from his notepad and he looks at her, - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:14
He looks up from his notepad and he looks at her,
He goes, "Miss, uh, ha, our salmon, [clears throat] - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
He goes, "Miss, uh, ha, our salmon, [clears throat]
Sorry, there's something in my [clears throat] salmon in my throat. - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:05
Sorry, there's something in my [clears throat] salmon i...
People love our salmon on yelp." And then he took two steps, - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:09
People love our salmon on yelp." And then he took two s...
And I swear to you, the girl I'm with goes, - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:12
And I swear to you, the girl I'm with goes,
Okay? People are flipping tables, dude. - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:05
Okay? People are flipping tables, dude.
I was like, "'What do I think?' To be very honest with you right now, - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:07
I was like, "'What do I think?' To be very ho...
I think that I... would love a shot at possibly getting laid tonight. - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:07
I think that I... would love a shot at possibly getting laid...
So, I too will have the Salman. Yeah!" - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:09
So, I too will have the Salman. Yeah!"