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Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl

Like five years ago,a turnoff in a man would be like he has two anklemonitors and maybe...

Like five years ago,
a turnoff in a man would be like he has two ankle
monitors and maybe another family

Full Transcript

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Like five years ago, a turnoff in a man
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would be like he has two ankle monitors and maybe another family.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
00:32:15
Uploaded
Apr 15, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
800 Pound Gorilla Media,Brillstein Entertainment Partners,Amazon MGM Studios

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Movie Summary

Follows Travor as he deals with male birth control, smoking oregano, his distinctive birds-and-bees talk, having his first Buc-ee, the warning signs of dating, and the worst thing you could ever order on a date.
But even there's some girls in this crowd that are, like, "I do love a family man." - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:10
But even there's some girls in this crowd that are, lik...
They're random. It's, like, one time I saw him drink a water bottle with two hands. - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
They're random. It's, like, one time I saw him dri...
You can't hold a Dasani, Derek, you can't hold me, all right? - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:05
You can't hold a Dasani, Derek, you can't hold me,...
It's like one time she sees you use a blinker to turn into your driveway - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:10
It's like one time she sees you use a blinker to turn i...
And we just get "got." - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:15
And we just get "got."
The whole restaurant turned. Even the blind dude is like, "You fucked up." - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:14
The whole restaurant turned. Even the blind dude is like, &q...
Let's be honest, there couldn't be a more - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:05
Let's be honest, there couldn't be a more
All right? Look like my safety word is "cream cheese." Okay? - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:07
All right? Look like my safety word is "cream cheese.&q...
I ordered carrot cake, and she goes, "Oh, I thought - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:11
I ordered carrot cake, and she goes, "Oh, I thought
Yeah. Just put some Nutella on your knuckles and crack me in the face. - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:05
Yeah. Just put some Nutella on your knuckles and crack me in...
[laughter] - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:11
[laughter]
It's dessert. I thought that was the one part of the meal - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:07
It's dessert. I thought that was the one part of the me...
I do think it's partially my fault that she said that because when the waiter - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:10
I do think it's partially my fault that she said that b...
You wait till you get back to your Miata for, "Carrot cake!" - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:12
You wait till you get back to your Miata for, "Carrot c...
To be very honest because I had some red flags at her, - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:05
To be very honest because I had some red flags at her,
Like I should have known that we weren't going to be compatible - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:13
Like I should have known that we weren't going to be co...
You want me to date "Sal-mon Sara"? No, we're not doing this, okay? - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:05
You want me to date "Sal-mon Sara"? No, we're...
How's your guy's sal-mon?" - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:10
How's your guy's sal-mon?"
He looks up from his notepad and he looks at her, - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:14
He looks up from his notepad and he looks at her,
He goes, "Miss, uh, ha, our salmon, [clears throat] - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
He goes, "Miss, uh, ha, our salmon, [clears throat]