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Like I should have known that we weren't going to be compatible
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Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl

Like I should have knownthat we weren't going to be compatible the second I heard...

Like I should have known
that we weren't going to be compatible the second I heard her
pronounce the "L" in "salmon." "Sal-mon"?
No, I went to third grade, okay

Full Transcript

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Like I should have known that we weren't going to be compatible
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the second I heard her pronounce the "L" in "salmon."
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"Sal-mon"? No, I went to third grade, okay.
Duration
13 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:35:17
Uploaded
Apr 15, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
800 Pound Gorilla Media,Brillstein Entertainment Partners,Amazon MGM Studios

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Movie Summary

Follows Travor as he deals with male birth control, smoking oregano, his distinctive birds-and-bees talk, having his first Buc-ee, the warning signs of dating, and the worst thing you could ever order on a date.
You want me to date "Sal-mon Sara"? No, we're not doing this, okay? - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:05
You want me to date "Sal-mon Sara"? No, we're...
How's your guy's sal-mon?" - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:10
How's your guy's sal-mon?"
He looks up from his notepad and he looks at her, - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:14
He looks up from his notepad and he looks at her,
He goes, "Miss, uh, ha, our salmon, [clears throat] - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
He goes, "Miss, uh, ha, our salmon, [clears throat]
Sorry, there's something in my [clears throat] salmon in my throat. - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:05
Sorry, there's something in my [clears throat] salmon i...
People love our salmon on yelp." And then he took two steps, - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:09
People love our salmon on yelp." And then he took two s...
And I swear to you, the girl I'm with goes, - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:12
And I swear to you, the girl I'm with goes,
Okay? People are flipping tables, dude. - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:05
Okay? People are flipping tables, dude.
I was like, "'What do I think?' To be very honest with you right now, - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:07
I was like, "'What do I think?' To be very ho...
I think that I... would love a shot at possibly getting laid tonight. - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:07
I think that I... would love a shot at possibly getting laid...
So, I too will have the Salman. Yeah!" - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:09
So, I too will have the Salman. Yeah!"
No Mer-lot? Cham-pag-ne it is, baby! - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:05
No Mer-lot? Cham-pag-ne it is, baby!
I'm feeling bou-gie tonight, you know? Bring out the fil-et mig-nons! - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:08
I'm feeling bou-gie tonight, you know? Bring out the fi...
Oh, put the credit card down, honey. This is on Papa's recei-p-t tonight! - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
Oh, put the credit card down, honey. This is on Papa's ...
Yeah, I mean, I love a good like dinner date, - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:07
Yeah, I mean, I love a good like dinner date,
[hooting] - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:05
[hooting]
Still hasn't had sex, but... fucked chalupa. - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
Still hasn't had sex, but... fucked chalupa.
I don't know about you guys, but don't you feel like the writing - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:07
I don't know about you guys, but don't you feel li...
But I just miss when you just grab a random packet and you read it - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:10
But I just miss when you just grab a random packet and you r...
The Diablo Sauce was just a QR code to "Two Girls, One Cup." - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
The Diablo Sauce was just a QR code to "Two Girls, One ...