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Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl

Like no guy will ever be like,"Oh, yeah. Congratulations." Every guy is like,"Whoa, whoa,...

Like no guy will ever be like,
"Oh, yeah. Congratulations." Every guy is like,
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa

Full Transcript

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Like no guy will ever be like, "Oh, yeah. Congratulations."
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Every guy is like, "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
01:00:07
Uploaded
Apr 15, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
800 Pound Gorilla Media,Brillstein Entertainment Partners,Amazon MGM Studios

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Movie Summary

Follows Travor as he deals with male birth control, smoking oregano, his distinctive birds-and-bees talk, having his first Buc-ee, the warning signs of dating, and the worst thing you could ever order on a date.
I don't think that's what the Lord would have wanted, okay? - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
I don't think that's what the Lord would have want...
God gave you Triple-Fs for a reason, Miranda." - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:08
God gave you Triple-Fs for a reason, Miranda."
I would kill for a B." - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:08
I would kill for a B."
[laughter] - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
[laughter]
Like we will never be able to comprehend what the hell is going on - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:08
Like we will never be able to comprehend what the hell is go...
It's just a broken dream and an Adderall going to war, dude, - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:14
It's just a broken dream and an Adderall going to war, ...
It's two words. I'll never change. "My back." That's it. - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:05
It's two words. I'll never change. "My back.&...
We're like, "Yeah, you're pussy and you're crack." - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:05
We're like, "Yeah, you're pussy and you'...
All right? Now is not the time for karaoke." - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:09
All right? Now is not the time for karaoke."
I say all this to say my friend who got the breast reduction that she posted - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:12
I say all this to say my friend who got the breast reduction...
I don't know this until reading the caption, - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
I don't know this until reading the caption,
Cup size had a damn stutter. D-D-Damn, dude, these things... - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:05
Cup size had a damn stutter. D-D-Damn, dude, these things...
I'll take it. She showed me one day, and my brain just made like cartoon noises. - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
I'll take it. She showed me one day, and my brain just ...
You know, she went like this, and I was like, "Wacka-wacka! - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:05
You know, she went like this, and I was like, "Wacka-wa...
I was looking at the comments - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
I was looking at the comments
I noticed a pattern. All the comments from women - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
I noticed a pattern. All the comments from women
Right? My favorite comment this girl left was, "Yes, Queen." - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:10
Right? My favorite comment this girl left was, "Yes, Qu...
I had faith in humanity, and then I saw one comment... - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
I had faith in humanity, and then I saw one comment...
From one dude, one piece of shit, - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:13
From one dude, one piece of shit,
[laughter] - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:07
[laughter]