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Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl

Dude, I realize I'm not doing shitnext to this thing, okay?

[making vibrating sound] Dude, I realize I'm not doing shit
next to this thing, okay?

Full Transcript

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Dude, I realize I'm not doing shit next to this thing, okay?
Duration
9 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:26:24
Uploaded
Apr 15, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
800 Pound Gorilla Media,Brillstein Entertainment Partners,Amazon MGM Studios

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Movie Summary

Follows Travor as he deals with male birth control, smoking oregano, his distinctive birds-and-bees talk, having his first Buc-ee, the warning signs of dating, and the worst thing you could ever order on a date.
I mean, this vibrator was going so fast, you could froth a Frappuccino down there. - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
I mean, this vibrator was going so fast, you could froth a F...
Meanwhile, I was next to it, giving it my all, - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
Meanwhile, I was next to it, giving it my all,
A three! Four! - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
A three! Four!
I was like, "Fuck, dude, robots are taking our jobs." - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:09
I was like, "Fuck, dude, robots are taking our jobs.&qu...
It was fun. You know, also, like dating a girl with stutter - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
It was fun. You know, also, like dating a girl with stutter
Okay, It's not like I'd run in the room and kick her shins, - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
Okay, It's not like I'd run in the room and kick h...
It wasn't every word. It was only when she was, like, - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
It wasn't every word. It was only when she was, like,
And, then, I would just be, like, "Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-do!" - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:18
And, then, I would just be, like, "Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-...
Steve Aoki kicked in the door, caked in the face. - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:05
Steve Aoki kicked in the door, caked in the face.
"We're on so much Molly right now!" - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:07
"We're on so much Molly right now!"
And I know that sounds like a messed-up joke, partially. because it is. - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:05
And I know that sounds like a messed-up joke, partially. bec...
She heard that joke a bunch because for her, It was funnier - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
She heard that joke a bunch because for her, It was funnier
She was used to it. It would throw me off at random time, so I'd forget it. - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:05
She was used to it. It would throw me off at random time, so...
[woman squeals] - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:07
[woman squeals]
And she'd be, like, [moaning] Oh-Oh-Oh O'Reilly's - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:10
And she'd be, like, [moaning] Oh-Oh-Oh O'Reilly�...
Thank you. That's a joke for anybody who doesn't have Spotify Premium. So... - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
Thank you. That's a joke for anybody who doesn't h...
You know, it's I think what it is on the first date - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
You know, it's I think what it is on the first date
"I have a husband." Whatever it is. Right? But you don't have a daddy. - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:07
"I have a husband." Whatever it is. Right? But you...
And I feel like, whatever, when things aren't going well, - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:10
And I feel like, whatever, when things aren't going wel...
This girl recently, she was telling me about her family, - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:11
This girl recently, she was telling me about her family,