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Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl

No Mer-lot? Cham-pag-ne it is, baby!

No Mer-lot? Cham-pag-ne it is, baby!

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No Mer-lot? Cham-pag-ne it is, baby!
Duration
5 seconds
Views
49
Timestamp in Movie
00:37:17
Uploaded
Apr 15, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
800 Pound Gorilla Media,Brillstein Entertainment Partners,Amazon MGM Studios

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Movie Summary

Follows Travor as he deals with male birth control, smoking oregano, his distinctive birds-and-bees talk, having his first Buc-ee, the warning signs of dating, and the worst thing you could ever order on a date.
I'm feeling bou-gie tonight, you know? Bring out the fil-et mig-nons! - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:08
I'm feeling bou-gie tonight, you know? Bring out the fi...
Oh, put the credit card down, honey. This is on Papa's recei-p-t tonight! - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
Oh, put the credit card down, honey. This is on Papa's ...
Yeah, I mean, I love a good like dinner date, - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:07
Yeah, I mean, I love a good like dinner date,
[hooting] - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:05
[hooting]
Still hasn't had sex, but... fucked chalupa. - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
Still hasn't had sex, but... fucked chalupa.
I don't know about you guys, but don't you feel like the writing - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:07
I don't know about you guys, but don't you feel li...
But I just miss when you just grab a random packet and you read it - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:10
But I just miss when you just grab a random packet and you r...
The Diablo Sauce was just a QR code to "Two Girls, One Cup." - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
The Diablo Sauce was just a QR code to "Two Girls, One ...
[women scream] - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:07
[women scream]
[applause, laughter] - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
[applause, laughter]
You've all heard of that. You go on three days with a man - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
You've all heard of that. You go on three days with a m...
I'll get to y'all later, "Suby-gang." - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:07
I'll get to y'all later, "Suby-gang."
We could take you to a Topgolf and be like, - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:14
We could take you to a Topgolf and be like,
What every date is, essentially, what every night is, - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:07
What every date is, essentially, what every night is,
We're like, "Fucking yeah! Throw the goddamn ball! Jesus Christ!" - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
We're like, "Fucking yeah! Throw the goddamn ball!...
Ready? Three, two, one." [grunts] - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:07
Ready? Three, two, one." [grunts]
It's right here, you idiot!" - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:09
It's right here, you idiot!"
We're like, "Whoa!" [voice trailing off] - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:08
We're like, "Whoa!" [voice trailing off]
I'm doing all right. You know, I recently hooked up with a girl with scoliosis. - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:05
I'm doing all right. You know, I recently hooked up wit...
First date, she was like, "Scoliosis." I was, like, "Word I'm a Capricorn." - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:09
First date, she was like, "Scoliosis." I was, like...