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The first time I ever tried to get real messed up on something
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Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl

The first time I ever triedto get real messed up on something I was in seventh grade and I...

The first time I ever tried
to get real messed up on something I was in seventh grade and I tried to get high
by taking nine Advil

Full Transcript

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The first time I ever tried to get real messed up on something
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I was in seventh grade
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and I tried to get high by taking nine Advil.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:48:32
Uploaded
Apr 15, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
800 Pound Gorilla Media,Brillstein Entertainment Partners,Amazon MGM Studios

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Movie Summary

Follows Travor as he deals with male birth control, smoking oregano, his distinctive birds-and-bees talk, having his first Buc-ee, the warning signs of dating, and the worst thing you could ever order on a date.
My friends were like, "How do you feel?" - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:09
My friends were like, "How do you feel?"
But the way he told me about it was, like, - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
But the way he told me about it was, like,
All you need is a can of whipped cream. - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:05
All you need is a can of whipped cream.
Plus, it doesn't show up on drug tests." - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:10
Plus, it doesn't show up on drug tests."
What drug tests are running at the hopscotch courts... - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:05
What drug tests are running at the hopscotch courts...
And I remember one night I got really pissed off at my dad - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:07
And I remember one night I got really pissed off at my dad
But to punish me instead of like hitting me - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
But to punish me instead of like hitting me
When my dad used to get mad at me for a punishment, - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
When my dad used to get mad at me for a punishment,
Then he would walk away with the door - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:08
Then he would walk away with the door
I think every car should have a wave that would make these streets - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:08
I think every car should have a wave that would make these s...
They both just hold up divorce papers. That'd be sick! - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
They both just hold up divorce papers. That'd be sick!
Dude, two Subarus pass each other, - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:07
Dude, two Subarus pass each other,
Whippet Wednesday. Let's go!" - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:07
Whippet Wednesday. Let's go!"
About to do my first whippet. I said that out loud, - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
About to do my first whippet. I said that out loud,
I got nine lives. You don't. Fuck around to find out." - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
I got nine lives. You don't. Fuck around to find out.&q...
I'm sitting there, fired up, ready to do my first whippet. - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:05
I'm sitting there, fired up, ready to do my first whipp...
And I was holding this can of whipped cream, - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:09
And I was holding this can of whipped cream,
And, then, four hours later, I was just shitting my brains out. - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
And, then, four hours later, I was just shitting my brains o...
It's like every Thanksgiving I walk downstairs and I just hear my mom makin', - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:07
It's like every Thanksgiving I walk downstairs and I ju...
Jesus Christ, I didn't know. We were getting after it. BRB. - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:05
Jesus Christ, I didn't know. We were getting after it. ...