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The only problem is, every time I read, I can never remember what I just read.
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Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl

The only problem is, every time I read,I can never remember what I just read." I was like,...

The only problem is, every time I read,
I can never remember what I just read." I was like, "Well, that's not reading." Okay, you're lookin' at books,
but you're not reading anything

Full Transcript

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The only problem is, every time I read, I can never remember what I just read."
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I was like, "Well, that's not reading."
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Okay, you're lookin' at books, but you're not reading anything.
Duration
15 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:31:04
Uploaded
Apr 15, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
800 Pound Gorilla Media,Brillstein Entertainment Partners,Amazon MGM Studios

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Movie Summary

Follows Travor as he deals with male birth control, smoking oregano, his distinctive birds-and-bees talk, having his first Buc-ee, the warning signs of dating, and the worst thing you could ever order on a date.
Like, "I'm learning so much right now!" - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:07
Like, "I'm learning so much right now!"
This might be a hot take, but I think it's harder to date - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
This might be a hot take, but I think it's harder to da...
Either that or that dude has been ghosted religiously, dawg. - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:05
Either that or that dude has been ghosted religiously, dawg.
I only think it's harder to date now as a man - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:05
I only think it's harder to date now as a man
With all these red flags and these ick-lists - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:05
With all these red flags and these ick-lists
I think a turnoff now is different than a turnoff, - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
I think a turnoff now is different than a turnoff,
Like five years ago, a turnoff in a man - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:07
Like five years ago, a turnoff in a man
But even there's some girls in this crowd that are, like, "I do love a family man." - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:10
But even there's some girls in this crowd that are, lik...
They're random. It's, like, one time I saw him drink a water bottle with two hands. - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
They're random. It's, like, one time I saw him dri...
You can't hold a Dasani, Derek, you can't hold me, all right? - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:05
You can't hold a Dasani, Derek, you can't hold me,...
It's like one time she sees you use a blinker to turn into your driveway - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:10
It's like one time she sees you use a blinker to turn i...
And we just get "got." - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:15
And we just get "got."
The whole restaurant turned. Even the blind dude is like, "You fucked up." - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:14
The whole restaurant turned. Even the blind dude is like, &q...
Let's be honest, there couldn't be a more - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:05
Let's be honest, there couldn't be a more
All right? Look like my safety word is "cream cheese." Okay? - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:07
All right? Look like my safety word is "cream cheese.&q...
I ordered carrot cake, and she goes, "Oh, I thought - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:11
I ordered carrot cake, and she goes, "Oh, I thought
Yeah. Just put some Nutella on your knuckles and crack me in the face. - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:05
Yeah. Just put some Nutella on your knuckles and crack me in...
[laughter] - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:11
[laughter]
It's dessert. I thought that was the one part of the meal - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:07
It's dessert. I thought that was the one part of the me...
I do think it's partially my fault that she said that because when the waiter - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:10
I do think it's partially my fault that she said that b...