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Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl

You just know... everything in his pantryhas expired for sure

You just know... everything in his pantry
has expired for sure

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You just know... everything in his pantry has expired for sure.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
70
Timestamp in Movie
00:19:34
Uploaded
Apr 15, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
800 Pound Gorilla Media,Brillstein Entertainment Partners,Amazon MGM Studios

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Movie Summary

Follows Travor as he deals with male birth control, smoking oregano, his distinctive birds-and-bees talk, having his first Buc-ee, the warning signs of dating, and the worst thing you could ever order on a date.
You got cream of wheat from '88 in that bitch. - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:05
You got cream of wheat from '88 in that bitch.
He probably has the original Four Lokos in there, you know? - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:05
He probably has the original Four Lokos in there, you know?
First of all, if you don't know what a Four Loko is, - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
First of all, if you don't know what a Four Loko is,
Dude, I've never felt older in my life than trying to explain - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:07
Dude, I've never felt older in my life than trying to e...
He was like, "What was it?" I was like, "It was alcohol and caffeine." - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:10
He was like, "What was it?" I was like, "It w...
You just wake up the next morning with a text from your friend, - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:07
You just wake up the next morning with a text from your frie...
I was excited to play Xbox Live, you know, talk some shit to some kids. - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:05
I was excited to play Xbox Live, you know, talk some shit to...
You know, the first game I hopped on, - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:07
You know, the first game I hopped on,
And all of a sudden this kid sneezes into his headset. I'm, like, target acquired. - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:05
And all of a sudden this kid sneezes into his headset. I...
I was like, "Shut the hell up or I'm gonna fuck your mom." - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:08
I was like, "Shut the hell up or I'm gonna fuck yo...
Any then he went, "Oh, yeah? Then what?" - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:05
Any then he went, "Oh, yeah? Then what?"
I did live with my ex during the pandemic, and I think if you live with any - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:08
I did live with my ex during the pandemic, and I think if yo...
Somebody sneeze too loud and you're like, - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:08
Somebody sneeze too loud and you're like,
Maybe you fucking stop sneezing. We would, okay?" - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:22
Maybe you fucking stop sneezing. We would, okay?"
I was like, "Okay, hot take, all right." - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:16
I was like, "Okay, hot take, all right."
Remember that month when porn up just dropped a month - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:05
Remember that month when porn up just dropped a month
I don't remember the last time I smiled." - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:09
I don't remember the last time I smiled."
That's cute. Here's Lisa Ann in 8K. Figure it out." - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:09
That's cute. Here's Lisa Ann in 8K. Figure it out....
You know, you're watching too much porn - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
You know, you're watching too much porn
Right? Like, every dude's biggest fear is that his girlfriend's phone dies - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:08
Right? Like, every dude's biggest fear is that his girl...