To watch in HD, get ClipCafe PRO
You know, you're watching too much porn
Please log in to add to collections.
Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl

You know, you're watching too much porn when every letteron your keyboard was dangerous

You know, you're watching too much porn when every letter
on your keyboard was dangerous

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:02.021
You know, you're watching too much porn
00:00:02.418 --> 00:00:05.171
when every letter on your keyboard was dangerous.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
71
Timestamp in Movie
00:23:18
Uploaded
Apr 15, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
800 Pound Gorilla Media,Brillstein Entertainment Partners,Amazon MGM Studios

Want This Clip in HD?

Upgrade for HD/4K downloads and unlimited access. Upgrade now →

Movie Summary

Follows Travor as he deals with male birth control, smoking oregano, his distinctive birds-and-bees talk, having his first Buc-ee, the warning signs of dating, and the worst thing you could ever order on a date.
Right? Like, every dude's biggest fear is that his girlfriend's phone dies - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:08
Right? Like, every dude's biggest fear is that his girl...
I just want to Google the nearest Panera Bread." - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
I just want to Google the nearest Panera Bread."
Fuck. I'll cook. I'll cook. I'll cook." - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
Fuck. I'll cook. I'll cook. I'll cook."
And they'd be, like, "Lol. So hot, So sexy, so funny." - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:09
And they'd be, like, "Lol. So hot, So sexy, so fun...
Be for real girl. Or Russian hacker. Whoever you are. - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
Be for real girl. Or Russian hacker. Whoever you are.
I'll tell you what, man, I do think I was watching - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:08
I'll tell you what, man, I do think I was watching
And I don't know what was what. I was on Zillow bricked-up, dawg. - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:07
And I don't know what was what. I was on Zillow bricked...
My shirt's coming off, dude. it's like, "This two-bedroom beauty won't last." - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:13
My shirt's coming off, dude. it's like, "This...
She came up to me. She goes, "Hey, sorry, about yesterday, - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:17
She came up to me. She goes, "Hey, sorry, about yesterd...
Okay, I got a 2:30 showing. Don't mess with me. - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:05
Okay, I got a 2:30 showing. Don't mess with me.
And she goes, "I saw something really hot, and I want to try it with you." - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:07
And she goes, "I saw something really hot, and I want t...
I'm gonna get out of the vibrator." - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
I'm gonna get out of the vibrator."
She goes, "No, it's a whole thing. It's a whole thing - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:08
She goes, "No, it's a whole thing. It's a who...
"I don't think that does. I don't think that does." - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
"I don't think that does. I don't think that ...
Dude, I went right next to the vibrator, and after being next to this thing... - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:05
Dude, I went right next to the vibrator, and after being nex...
[making vibrating sounds] - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:12
[making vibrating sounds]
[making vibrating sound] - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:09
[making vibrating sound]
I mean, this vibrator was going so fast, you could froth a Frappuccino down there. - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
I mean, this vibrator was going so fast, you could froth a F...
Meanwhile, I was next to it, giving it my all, - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
Meanwhile, I was next to it, giving it my all,
A three! Four! - Trevor Wallace: Pterodactyl 00:06
A three! Four!