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Tugg Speedman:
Wait, what?Kirk Lazarus:Are you serious, you don't know? Man, everyone knows you Never go full retard.Tugg Speedman:What do you mean?Kirk Lazarus:Check it out. Dustin Hoffman, Rain Man - looks retarded, acts retarded, not retarded. Counted toothpicks, cheated cars, autistic, sho', not retarded. You got Tom Hanks, Forrest Gump - slow yes, retarded maybe, but he charmed the pants off Nixon and won a ping pong competition, that ain't retarded. Peter Sellers, Being There - infatile yes, retarded no. You went full retard, man... Never go full retard. You don't buy that? Ask Sean Penn, 2001, I Am Sam - went full retard, went home empty handed
Wait, what?Kirk Lazarus:Are you serious, you don't know? Man, everyone knows you Never go full retard.Tugg Speedman:What do you mean?Kirk Lazarus:Check it out. Dustin Hoffman, Rain Man - looks retarded, acts retarded, not retarded. Counted toothpicks, cheated cars, autistic, sho', not retarded. You got Tom Hanks, Forrest Gump - slow yes, retarded maybe, but he charmed the pants off Nixon and won a ping pong competition, that ain't retarded. Peter Sellers, Being There - infatile yes, retarded no. You went full retard, man... Never go full retard. You don't buy that? Ask Sean Penn, 2001, I Am Sam - went full retard, went home empty handed
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Wait About what
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You re serious You don t know
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Everybody knows you never go full retard
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What do you mean
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Check it out
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Dustin Hoffman Rain Man
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looked retarded act retarded
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not retarded
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Count toothpicks cheat at cards
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Autistic sure Not retarded
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Then you got Tom Hanks Forrest Gump
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Slow yes retarded maybe braces on his legs
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But he charmed the pants off Nixon
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and he won a Ping Pong competition
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That ain t retarded
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Peter Sellers Being There
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Infantile yes Retarded no
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You went full retard man
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Never go full retard
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You don t buy that
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Ask Sean Penn 2001 I Am Sam
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Remember Went full retard
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Went home empty handed
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Movie Summary
Through a series of freak occurrences, a group of actors shooting a big-budget war movie are forced to become the soldiers they are portraying.

