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Alpa Chino:
No, I always wanted to. I guess I just never had the courage to ask. It's complicated.Kirk Lazarus:Nah! It's simple as pie man: you plant your feet on the ground, you look her square in the eyes you say "Hey! baby, you and me's goin' on a date, that's the end of the story". What's her name?Alpa Chino:...LanceKirk Lazarus:You say 'Listen here, Lance'... Lance? What the fuck did I just hear? Lance?Kevin Sandusky:Did you just say Lance?Alpa Chino:No! I said Nance. That's what I said, Nance.Kevin Sandusky:It sounded like Lance.Alpa Chino:Dammit, I'm Alpa Chino! 'I Love Tha Pussy', aight? Lay yo ass back down and look at the stars.Kirk Lazarus:When you wrote 'I Love Tha Pussy', was you thinking about danglin your dice on Lance's forehead?
No, I always wanted to. I guess I just never had the courage to ask. It's complicated.Kirk Lazarus:Nah! It's simple as pie man: you plant your feet on the ground, you look her square in the eyes you say "Hey! baby, you and me's goin' on a date, that's the end of the story". What's her name?Alpa Chino:...LanceKirk Lazarus:You say 'Listen here, Lance'... Lance? What the fuck did I just hear? Lance?Kevin Sandusky:Did you just say Lance?Alpa Chino:No! I said Nance. That's what I said, Nance.Kevin Sandusky:It sounded like Lance.Alpa Chino:Dammit, I'm Alpa Chino! 'I Love Tha Pussy', aight? Lay yo ass back down and look at the stars.Kirk Lazarus:When you wrote 'I Love Tha Pussy', was you thinking about danglin your dice on Lance's forehead?
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I always wanted to
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but I guess I just never had the The courage to ask
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It s It s complicated
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KIRK No
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It s simple as pie man
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You plant your feet in the ground
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you look her square in the eyes you say
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Hey baby you and me s going on a date
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That s the end of story
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What s her name
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Lance Listen here Lance
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Lance
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What the fuck did I just hear Lance
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Did you say Lance No
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That sounded like Lance No I said Nance
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That s what I said Nance
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It sounded like Lance
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Look I m Alpa Chino okay
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I love the pussy all right
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Lay your ass back down and look at the stars
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When you wrote I Love the Pussy
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was you thinking of dangling your dice
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on Lance s forehead
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Movie Summary
Through a series of freak occurrences, a group of actors shooting a big-budget war movie are forced to become the soldiers they are portraying.
Actors
Alpa Chino
Kirk Lazarus
Kevin Sandusky
Kirk Lazarus - Hot Lz
