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I don't wanna die like Hendrix
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Tropic Thunder

I don't wanna die like Hendrix!

Jeff Portnoy:

I don't wanna die like Hendrix!

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:03.296
Let me off I gotta puke I don't wanna die like Hendrix
Duration
10 seconds
Views
607
Timestamp in Movie
01:06:28
Uploaded
Nov 21, 2022
Genres
action, comedy, war
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Through a series of freak occurrences, a group of actors shooting a big-budget war movie are forced to become the soldiers they are portraying.

Actors

Jack Black
Jeff Portnoy
Jack Black
Les Grossman SOLDIER We not get money yetPrice now 100 million You pay nowor tomorrow Simple Jack dieGreat Uh let me get this downOne hundred millionOh wait I got a better ideaInstead of 100 millionhow about I send you a hobo s dick cheeseThen you kill - Tropic Thunder 00:32
Les Grossman SOLDIER We not get money yetPrice now 100...
We don t negotiate with terrorists - Tropic Thunder 00:04
We don t negotiate with terrorists
They re gonna kill himAnd we ll weep for him in the pressSet up a scholarship in his nameEventually and I m talking way way down the roadwe file an insurance claimPreferably before the end of the fiscal yearActually the claim alone would net us morethan - Tropic Thunder 00:28
They re gonna kill himAnd we ll weep for him in the pressSet...
Let s face itThe kids aren t dressing up as Scorcher for Purim anymore - Tropic Thunder 00:08
Let s face itThe kids aren t dressing up as Scorcher for...
Speedman is a dying stara white dwarf heading for a black holeThat s physics It s inevitableWe ve been handed an incredible opportunity here PeckThe universe is talking to us right nowYou just gotta listenremote beepsGotta have them Apple bottom - Tropic Thunder 01:58
Speedman is a dying stara white dwarf heading for a black...
Now let me get this straight. - Tropic Thunder 00:18
Now let me get this straight.
Damn I thought the movie was badShe sleep foreverTo the man s credithe s actually eased up on the retard throttleAnd now that s added a balanceand the audience can connectI mean this is Theater 101but you know the guy s had He s had a tough roadHe ll - Tropic Thunder 00:21
Damn I thought the movie was badShe sleep foreverTo the man...
Told you I d tag you backCan I tell you that I m sorryfor any offense I might ve caused manI just got caught up inIn being a dumbass I guess soWhy you still doing this Chicken George shit I have no ideaNeither do I It s beyond meIt s beyond meYou - Tropic Thunder 00:29
Told you I d tag you backCan I tell you that I m sorryfor...
Okay look manI got something to tell youOkaysighsYou know those jellybeans I was eatingWell they weren t jellybeans okayThey were drugs ReallyI get down there near the mother lodeI am done I m jonesing bad manI m gonna fucking do all the heroin in the - Tropic Thunder 00:52
Okay look manI got something to tell youOkaysighsYou know...
If you guys wanna make it through this thing, you gotta strap me to a tree. - Tropic Thunder 00:45
If you guys wanna make it through this thing, you gotta...
Goodbye MamaNow you can have ice cream in heavenI ll see you tonight when I go to bed in my head moviesBut this head movie makes my eyes rain - Tropic Thunder 00:18
Goodbye MamaNow you can have ice cream in heavenI ll see you...
KIRK: Ooh, dang. - Tropic Thunder 00:29
KIRK: Ooh, dang.
♪ There’s something Happening here ♪ ♪ And what it is Ain’t exactly clear ♪ ♪ There’s a man with a gun Over there ♪ ♪ Tellin’ me I got to beware ♪ ♪ I think it’s time we stop Children ♪ ♪ What’s that sound? - Tropic Thunder 00:27
♪ There’s something Happening here ♪ ♪ And what it is Ain’t...
It s a little twig man OscarI m going to call you Half SquatAnd you can call mePapa - Tropic Thunder 00:20
It s a little twig man OscarI m going to call you Half...
I’m going to call you Half Squat. - Tropic Thunder 00:11
I’m going to call you Half Squat.
Man that s beautyNights like tonight make a man wonderwhat it s all about - Tropic Thunder 00:09
Man that s beautyNights like tonight make a man wonderwhat...
Hey Radar EvansKEVIN No it s Kevin Kev Whatever the fuckCome over here I didn t tell youbut Fatties Fart Three is coming down the pikeand there s a role in there for youif you come over and untie meJeff you re just going to have to tough it outYour mother - Tropic Thunder 00:28
Hey Radar EvansKEVIN No it s Kevin Kev Whatever the fuckCome...
I always wanted tobut I guess I just never had the The courage to askIt s It s complicatedKIRK NoIt s simple as pie manYou plant your feet in the groundyou look her square in the eyes you sayHey baby you and me s going on a dateThat s the end of storyWhat - Tropic Thunder 00:44
I always wanted tobut I guess I just never had the The...
Alpa if you untie meI will literally suck your dick right nowI told you for the last timeI love the pussyI ll cradle the balls stroke the shaftwork the pipe and swallow the gravyGet it over here buddy Let s do this - Tropic Thunder 00:19
Alpa if you untie meI will literally suck your dick right...
JEFF Okay so what s the planAre you gonna talk Vietnamese to those dudesKIRK No no Mandarin ChineseFrom what I can tell it s what they speaking down thereJEFF How you know Chinese KIRK Land of Silk and Moneywith Gong Li Second Globe third OscarPrepped for - Tropic Thunder 00:19
JEFF Okay so what s the planAre you gonna talk Vietnamese to...