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Okay look manI got something to tell youOkaysighsYou know those jellybeans I was eatingWell they weren t jellybeans okayThey were drugs ReallyI get down there near the mother lodeI am done I m

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Tropic Thunder • 2008

Jeff Portnoy:
Hey, look, man. I got something to tell ya.Kevin Sandusky:Okay.Jeff Portnoy:You know those jelly beans I was eating? Well, They weren't jelly beans. Kay? They were drugs.Kevin Sandusky: Really?Jeff Portnoy:I get down there near the mother load, I am done. I'm jonesing bad, man. I'm gonna fucking do all the heroin in the fucking world!Jeff Portnoy:If you guys wanna make it through this thing, you gotta strap me to a tree!Kevin Sandusky:Uh, are you... are you serious?Jeff Portnoy:Yeah, I'm serious. Literally, a tree. And no matter what, you can't fucking untie me Until it is done. Until it is out of my system. I'm gonna say "Hey, man, I'm cool. It's cool, I'm fine. I'm finally better, I'm finally better. Untie me." DON'T LISTEN TO ME! Anything I fucking say is a LIE!Kevin Sandusky:You got it

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Okay look man

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I got something to tell you

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Okay

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sighs

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You know those jellybeans I was eating

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Well they weren t jellybeans okay

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They were drugs Really

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I get down there near the mother lode

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I am done I m jonesing bad man

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I m gonna fucking do all the heroin in the fucking world

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If you guys wanna make it through this thing

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you gotta strap me to a tree

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Oh Rea Are you Are you serious

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Yeah I m serious Literally a tree

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No matter what you can t untie me until it is done

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until it is out of my system

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I m gonna say Hey man I m cool It s cool

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I m finally better Untie me

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Don t listen to me Anything I fucking say is a lie

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You got it

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هل أنت جاد نعم أنا جاد حرفيا ويمكنك تفعل ما تريد حتى تنتهي

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حتى يخرج هذا الشيئ من جسمي وسأقول هاي يارجل أنا جيد

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أخيرا أصبحت جيد أخيرا لا تستمع لي كل ما أقوله عباره عن كذب

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نعم إنه كذلك

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مع السلامة يا أمي الأن يمكنك الحصول على أيس كريم في الجنه

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سأراك اليوم عندما أذهب للسرير في أحلامي

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لكن هذه الأحلام تجعل عيني ت مطر

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أوه لقد ضربه ضربه قوية

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أين سيأخذونه

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يا إلهي هنا حيث يحبسونه

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Les Grossman Pas reçu argent

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Maintenant cent millions

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Vous payez ou demain Simple Jack mourir

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Excellent Je note

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Cent millions

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Attendez J'ai une meilleure idée

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Au lieu de cent millions

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je vous envoie du glaire de bite de clodo

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et vous le butez Allez y écorchez le

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Mettez le paquet

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En attendant et comme d'hab

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allez vous faire enculer

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On ne négocie pas avec les terroristes

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Vous êtes fous

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J'aurais pu mieux faire Non c'était bien

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Ils vont le tuer

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Et on le pleurera Dans la presse

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Für 50 Millionen können Sie ihn zurückhaben

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Kannst du diese Wer ist da

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Woher haben Sie dieses Telefon Wir sind Flaming Dragon

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Simple Jack gehört jetzt uns

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Tatsächlich

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Hören Sie Sie kleiner Scheißer

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Ich habe noch nie etwas von Ihrer Agentur gehört

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Wenn Sie meinen Sie könnten mir den Klienten stehlen

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Schicken Sie 50 Millionen sonst sehen Sie Simple Jack nie wieder

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Hier ist Les Grossman Wer ist da

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Hier ist Flaming Dragon

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Ok Flaming Dragon Arschloch

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Treten Sie einen großen Schritt zurück und ficken Sie sich ins Knie

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Ich habe keine Ahnung welchen pan pazifischen Scheiß Sie

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mir da auftischen aber Asien Jack ist mein Gebiet

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Was immer Sie wollen lassen Sie es lieber bleiben

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Sonst fliege ich da runter

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und lasse einen wahren Bombenhagel auf Sie nieder regnen

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Nur eine Resolution

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Les Grossman Kami belum menerima uangnya

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Harganya sekarang 100 juta

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Kau bayar sekarang atau besok Simple Jack mati

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Bagus sekali Biar kuperjelas

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100 juta

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Tunggu Aku punya ide yg lebih bagus

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Daripada 100 juta

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bagaimana kalo aku kirim kamu sebuah hobo keju bentuk penis

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Lalu kalian bunuh dia Lakukan yg kalian biasa lakukan Kuliti bajingan itu

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Silahkan kawan Lakukan sesuatu

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Jgn Sementara itu dan seperti biasanya

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silahkan setubuhi dirimu sendiri

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Tidak Kita tdk mau bernegoisasi dgn teroris

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Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa Hey hey kamu gila

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Aku bisa melakukan lebih baik Itu td sudah bagus

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Mereka bisa membunuhnya

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Kami akan menangisinya di media massa

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У меня дикая ломка я готов захерачить весь их героин

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Если вам жизнь дорога лучше привяжите меня к дереву

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Да ну ты ты серьезно Да я серьезно Прямо к дереву

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И потом что бы ни случилось не отвязывайте

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пока эта хрень не выйдет из организма

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Я буду говорить Я в порядке я в порядке

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Мне полегчало отпусти отвяжите меня

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Ни хрена я буду не в порядке

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Все сделаю

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До свидания мама

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Будешь объедаться теперь в раю мороженное

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Мы увидимся когда я усну и у меня в голове начнут крутить кино

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Только от этого фильма у меня из глаз дождь пойдет

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Les Grossman Aún no recibimos dinero

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Precio ahora cien millones

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Paga ahora o mañana Jack el Simple muere

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Fantástico Déjame anotar eso

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Cien millones

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Esperen Tengo una idea mejor

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En vez de cien millones

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qué tal si les mando un pito de vagabundo

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Mátenlo Hagan lo suyo Desóllenlo

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Dense rienda suelta

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Mientras tanto como de costumbre

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jódanse

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No No negociamos con terroristas

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Qué estás loco

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Me salió regular No estuvo bien

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Lo van a matar

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Y lloraremos por él en la prensa

Available in 7 languages

Duration

52 seconds

Views

1,819

Timestamp in Movie

01:11:48

Uploaded

Feb 18, 2026

Genres

action, comedy, war

Production

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Movie Summary

Through a series of freak occurrences, a group of actors shooting a big-budget war movie are forced to become the soldiers they are portraying.

Actors

Jeff Portnoy

Kevin Sandusky