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Tropic Thunder

I will fucking massacre you!

Les Grossman:I will fucking massacre you!

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I will massacre you
Available in 3 languages
Duration
4 seconds
Views
466
Timestamp in Movie
01:02:08
Uploaded
Feb 18, 2026
Genres
action, comedy, war
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Through a series of freak occurrences, a group of actors shooting a big-budget war movie are forced to become the soldiers they are portraying.

Actors

Matthew McConaughey
Rick Peck - Peck's Office
Matthew McConaughey
Could you find out who that was? - Tropic Thunder 00:10
Could you find out who that was?
You wear these. - Tropic Thunder 00:15
You wear these.
Then what are we supposed to doHe s cleaning a gun with no bulletsYeah that s a planI m just like a little boyplaying with his dick when he s nervous - Tropic Thunder 00:11
Then what are we supposed to doHe s cleaning a gun with no...
I m just like a little boyplaying with his dick when he s nervous - Tropic Thunder 00:06
I m just like a little boyplaying with his dick when he s...
JEFF: Wait a minute. - Tropic Thunder 00:33
JEFF: Wait a minute.
You guys all read the script rightI don t read the script The script reads meWhat the hell does that even meanWhat you getting at with the books scriptsSpit that shit out man - Tropic Thunder 00:14
You guys all read the script rightI don t read the script...
I don t read the script The script reads me - Tropic Thunder 00:05
I don t read the script The script reads me
Yeah But those dudes was trained soldiersYeahAnd we trained actors motherfuckerTime to man upAnd I ain t gonna sugarcoatSome of us might not even make it backWhat do you mean Like not on the same flight - Tropic Thunder 00:22
Yeah But those dudes was trained soldiersYeahAnd we trained...
Alpa and I s already wearing earth mama s natural night camoCool it Benson KIRK Sorry - Tropic Thunder 00:07
Alpa and I s already wearing earth mama s natural night...
I don't wanna die like Hendrix - Tropic Thunder 00:10
I don't wanna die like Hendrix
Les Grossman SOLDIER We not get money yetPrice now 100 million You pay nowor tomorrow Simple Jack dieGreat Uh let me get this downOne hundred millionOh wait I got a better ideaInstead of 100 millionhow about I send you a hobo s dick cheeseThen you kill - Tropic Thunder 00:32
Les Grossman SOLDIER We not get money yetPrice now 100...
We don t negotiate with terrorists - Tropic Thunder 00:04
We don t negotiate with terrorists
They re gonna kill himAnd we ll weep for him in the pressSet up a scholarship in his nameEventually and I m talking way way down the roadwe file an insurance claimPreferably before the end of the fiscal yearActually the claim alone would net us morethan - Tropic Thunder 00:28
They re gonna kill himAnd we ll weep for him in the pressSet...
Let s face itThe kids aren t dressing up as Scorcher for Purim anymore - Tropic Thunder 00:08
Let s face itThe kids aren t dressing up as Scorcher for...
Speedman is a dying stara white dwarf heading for a black holeThat s physics It s inevitableWe ve been handed an incredible opportunity here PeckThe universe is talking to us right nowYou just gotta listenremote beepsGotta have them Apple bottom - Tropic Thunder 01:58
Speedman is a dying stara white dwarf heading for a black...
Now let me get this straight. - Tropic Thunder 00:18
Now let me get this straight.
Damn I thought the movie was badShe sleep foreverTo the man s credithe s actually eased up on the retard throttleAnd now that s added a balanceand the audience can connectI mean this is Theater 101but you know the guy s had He s had a tough roadHe ll - Tropic Thunder 00:21
Damn I thought the movie was badShe sleep foreverTo the man...
Told you I d tag you backCan I tell you that I m sorryfor any offense I might ve caused manI just got caught up inIn being a dumbass I guess soWhy you still doing this Chicken George shit I have no ideaNeither do I It s beyond meIt s beyond meYou - Tropic Thunder 00:29
Told you I d tag you backCan I tell you that I m sorryfor...
Okay look manI got something to tell youOkaysighsYou know those jellybeans I was eatingWell they weren t jellybeans okayThey were drugs ReallyI get down there near the mother lodeI am done I m jonesing bad manI m gonna fucking do all the heroin in the - Tropic Thunder 00:52
Okay look manI got something to tell youOkaysighsYou know...
If you guys wanna make it through this thing, you gotta strap me to a tree. - Tropic Thunder 00:45
If you guys wanna make it through this thing, you gotta...