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Hey man you know how in Rambo Ihe was big but a little puffy and then Rambo IIhe got all shredded up YeahThat s kind of how you look right nowOh Yeah You know not Rambo I but IIReally Yeah when he was

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Tropic Thunder • 2008

Kirk Lazarus:
Hey, man, you know how in Rambo I, he was big but a little puffy, and then Rambo II, he got all shredded up?Tugg Speedman:Yeah.Kirk Lazarus:That's kind of how you look right now.Tugg Speedman:Yeah?Kirk Lazarus:Not Rambo I but II.Tugg Speedman:Really?Kirk Lazarus:Yeah, when he was cut up.Tugg Speedman:I'm not that... I mean, that's what I'm going for, but you know...Kirk Lazarus:Come on, dude. You more shredded than a julienne salad, man.Tugg Speedman:Thanks.Kirk Lazarus:What's the secret, dude?Tugg Speedman:It's a diet. I'm just dieting.Kirk Lazarus:Really? Cause I'm trying to come up a little, but it's just... It's tough.Tugg Speedman:You look good.Kirk Lazarus:Any tips?Tugg Speedman:What?Kirk Lazarus:Any tips, you got?Tugg Speedman:There's, like, the pineapple...Kirk Lazarus:- Give me that goddamn map!Kirk Lazarus:Fuck you!Tugg Speedman:Hey!Kirk Lazarus:Hey!

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Hey man you know how in Rambo I

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he was big but a little puffy and then Rambo II

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he got all shredded up Yeah

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That s kind of how you look right now

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Oh Yeah You know not Rambo I but II

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Really Yeah when he was cut up

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Well I m not that I mean that s what I m going for

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but you know Come on dude

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You more shredded than a julienne salad man

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Thanks What s the secret dude

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It s a diet I m just dieting

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Really Because I m trying to come up a little

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but it s just It s tough

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You look good Any tips

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What Any tips you got

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There s like the pineapple

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Give me that goddamn map Hey

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كل ذلك تعطيل لنا

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أتعلم كيف كان رامبو في رامبو 2

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نعم هذا ما يبدو عليك الأن

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ليس رامبو1 لكن في رامبو2 حقا

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نعم و عندما تم القبض عليه حسنا أنا لست كذلك

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حسنا أنا فقط أريد إنهاء ذلك تبدوا قويا جدا يا رجل

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ما هو السر الغذاء

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لأنني أحاول أن ابني بعض العضلات لكنك مختلف

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هذا جيد حقا

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T'as fait tes classes Tu saurais lire une carte

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Je crois

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Je connais Speedman Il croit qu'on rejoue

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La Planète des Singes pour YouTube Je gobe pas ça

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Tu veux sauter sur une vraie mine Crever

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Être flingué par un vrai enculé

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Regarde devant toi Bien sûr que non

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Si je te file la carte t'es avec moi

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Je crois que oui Au poil À plus

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Ja Du bist ein Künstler

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So sind wir eben nicht wahr Ja Ja

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Ich ziehe meinen Hut vor dir

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besonders wenn man bedenkt wie die Akademie darüber denkt

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Worüber Machst du Witze Weißt du es nicht

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Das weiß doch jeder dass man nie voll behindert spielt

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Was willst du damit sagen Denk doch mal nach

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Dustin Hoffman in Rain Man spielte 'nen Behinderten war es aber nicht

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Zählte Zahnstocher schummelte beim Kartenspiel Autistisch nicht behindert

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Aku tak benar2 ingin kencing Aku berusaha utk bicara dngmu kawan

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Umpan Aku butuh umpan

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Kau pernah ikut perkemahan benar Kau bisa membaca peta

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Yeah kupikir bisa

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Aku tahu Speedman berusaha meyakinkan kita semua keluar dr sini

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membuat Planet of the Apes di YouTube atau semacamnya tp aku tak percaya

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Kau mau menginjak ranjau beneran kau ingin cepat2 mati

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Kau mau benar2 ditembak oleh bajingan asli

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Tetap lihat ke depan kawan Tidak tentu tdk

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jika aku bisa menyerahkan peta itu ketanganmu bisakah aku percaya kepadamu

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Да Ты прямо один в один

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Спасибо Только в Рэмбо ll

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Серьезно Да когда он стал поджарый

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Да но я не такой Но я к этому стремлюсь

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В тебе мышц больше чем в мясном салате брат

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Спасибо А в чем секрет

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Это диета я на диете Правда

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Я вот тоже пытаюсь подтянутся но это не так просто

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Отлично выглядишь В чем секрет

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Что Что посоветуешь

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Ну как сказать ну ананасик надо

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А ну отдай карту Пошел нах Эй

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Эй Вали

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Ну парни тебе слово Сикорски Говори куда нас занесло

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Necesito algo de carnada

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Hiciste el servicio militar Sabes leer un mapa

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Sí creo que sí

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Speedman convenció a todos que estamos haciendo

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El Planeta de los Simios en YouTube o algo pero no lo creo

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Quieres pisar una mina de verdad Quieres morir

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Quieres que te mate un cabrón

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Sigue mirando al frente Claro que no

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Si te doy el mapa puedo contar contigo

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Sí supongo que sí Fantástico Me voy

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Duration

30 seconds

Views

2,372

Timestamp in Movie

00:43:26

Uploaded

Feb 18, 2026

Genres

action, comedy, war

Production

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Movie Summary

Through a series of freak occurrences, a group of actors shooting a big-budget war movie are forced to become the soldiers they are portraying.

Actors

Kirk Lazarus

Robert Downey Jr.

Tugg Speedman

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