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Maybe if you fought with your heart and your testicles!
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Troy the Odyssey

Maybe if you fought with yourheart and your testicles!

Maybe if you fought with your
heart and your testicles!

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Maybe if you fought with your heart and your testicles!
Duration
5 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:00
Uploaded
Jun 29, 2025
Genres
action, adventure, fantasy
Production
Benetone Films,The Asylum,Slightly Distorted Productions

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Movie Summary

Based on the Epic Greek Poem as sung by Homer.
I see the Trojans ride in and out all day! - Troy the Odyssey 00:05
I see the Trojans ride in and out all day!
We have to figure a way to get in with the Trojans. - Troy the Odyssey 00:04
We have to figure a way to get in with the Trojans.
The Trojans are a vain people, yes?/ Extremely vain. - Troy the Odyssey 00:05
The Trojans are a vain people, yes?/ Extremely vain.
They build these statues and put them in their plazas. - Troy the Odyssey 00:06
They build these statues and put them in their plazas.
They use them to signify their greatness. - Troy the Odyssey 00:04
They use them to signify their greatness.
What if... we were to give them a trophy they could not resist? - Troy the Odyssey 00:06
What if... we were to give them a trophy they could not resi...
Exactly. / What? What are you talking about? - Troy the Odyssey 00:05
Exactly. / What? What are you talking about?
Might I return home and never be forced to war again? - Troy the Odyssey 00:05
Might I return home and never be forced to war again?
You can go home to Ithaca with your family in peace. - Troy the Odyssey 00:06
You can go home to Ithaca with your family in peace.
Let's burn it at the temple and invoke the curse of the Kraken. - Troy the Odyssey 00:05
Let's burn it at the temple and invoke the curse of the...
We will leave the Greeks to their shame. - Troy the Odyssey 00:04
We will leave the Greeks to their shame.
Order your man to drag this trophy into my city... - Troy the Odyssey 00:05
Order your man to drag this trophy into my city...
So we may celebrate our victory around it. - Troy the Odyssey 00:06
So we may celebrate our victory around it.
Silence your tongue or I'll take it from your mouth. - Troy the Odyssey 00:04
Silence your tongue or I'll take it from your mouth.
If we succeed, Aesus, we may return home. - Troy the Odyssey 00:06
If we succeed, Aesus, we may return home.
I have never seen such gold and jewels. - Troy the Odyssey 00:04
I have never seen such gold and jewels.
And soon, it will be ours./ Beware your greed. - Troy the Odyssey 00:05
And soon, it will be ours./ Beware your greed.
Focus on your sword, the gods, and nothing more. - Troy the Odyssey 00:05
Focus on your sword, the gods, and nothing more.
Hail Priam, King of Troy. - Troy the Odyssey 00:04
Hail Priam, King of Troy.
Great Apollo, God of the Sun... - Troy the Odyssey 00:05
Great Apollo, God of the Sun...