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My Helen, my bride, my property
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Troy the Odyssey

My Helen, my bride,my property

My Helen, my bride,
my property

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My Helen, my bride, my property...
Duration
5 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:28
Uploaded
Jun 29, 2025
Genres
action, adventure, fantasy
Production
Benetone Films,The Asylum,Slightly Distorted Productions

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Movie Summary

Based on the Epic Greek Poem as sung by Homer.
Lies with the dirtiest, slimiest creature of them all. - Troy the Odyssey 00:05
Lies with the dirtiest, slimiest creature of them all.
We cannot breach the gates with a frontal attack. - Troy the Odyssey 00:04
We cannot breach the gates with a frontal attack.
If it is your wish to die to quell your shame, Agamemnon... - Troy the Odyssey 00:05
If it is your wish to die to quell your shame, Agamemnon...
Then why don't you charge the wall like your men... - Troy the Odyssey 00:04
Then why don't you charge the wall like your men...
And face the slings and arrows of these flamboyant Trojans? - Troy the Odyssey 00:05
And face the slings and arrows of these flamboyant Trojans?
It's 10 years of war!/ The gods must love you so. - Troy the Odyssey 00:05
It's 10 years of war!/ The gods must love you so.
Maybe if you fought with your heart and your testicles! - Troy the Odyssey 00:05
Maybe if you fought with your heart and your testicles!
I see the Trojans ride in and out all day! - Troy the Odyssey 00:05
I see the Trojans ride in and out all day!
We have to figure a way to get in with the Trojans. - Troy the Odyssey 00:04
We have to figure a way to get in with the Trojans.
The Trojans are a vain people, yes?/ Extremely vain. - Troy the Odyssey 00:05
The Trojans are a vain people, yes?/ Extremely vain.
They build these statues and put them in their plazas. - Troy the Odyssey 00:06
They build these statues and put them in their plazas.
They use them to signify their greatness. - Troy the Odyssey 00:04
They use them to signify their greatness.
What if... we were to give them a trophy they could not resist? - Troy the Odyssey 00:06
What if... we were to give them a trophy they could not resi...
Exactly. / What? What are you talking about? - Troy the Odyssey 00:05
Exactly. / What? What are you talking about?
Might I return home and never be forced to war again? - Troy the Odyssey 00:05
Might I return home and never be forced to war again?
You can go home to Ithaca with your family in peace. - Troy the Odyssey 00:06
You can go home to Ithaca with your family in peace.
Let's burn it at the temple and invoke the curse of the Kraken. - Troy the Odyssey 00:05
Let's burn it at the temple and invoke the curse of the...
We will leave the Greeks to their shame. - Troy the Odyssey 00:04
We will leave the Greeks to their shame.
Order your man to drag this trophy into my city... - Troy the Odyssey 00:05
Order your man to drag this trophy into my city...
So we may celebrate our victory around it. - Troy the Odyssey 00:06
So we may celebrate our victory around it.