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Telepathic waitress Sookie Stackhouse encounters a strange new supernatural world when she meets the mysterious Bill Compton, a southern Louisiana gentleman and vampire.

Director: N/A
Writer: Alan Ball
Production:
Genre: drama, fantasy, mystery
Year: 2008
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 7.9
BoxOffice:
Released: 07 Sep 2008
Awards: Won 1 Primetime Emmy. 38 wins & 158 nominations total

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Let's just do it already. On one conditionit'll be the true death of me. I understand. As do I. NORA- Shut up. Leave me alone. I'm done with you. Unh! [TARA GRUNTING] PAM[WHIMPERING] PAMcame over to talk to her. Said she's gonna be just fine. Tara! Damn it, Tara. Open up! Open the door! Tara! JESSICAHOYT: Yeah, yeah, yeah! RAYCome on! NURSEof party we having? RUSSELLyour escape ploy worked brilliantly. BILL- God is a vampire. CAVANAUGHAh! ROSALYNSOOKlEHoyt? Hoyt. Hoyt. Wake up. HOYTSOOKIEBlast him! RUSSELL[SNIFFING] [JESSICA GASPS] Your daddy's looking for you. [LILITH SHRIEKING] LILITH[SCREAMING] [GUNSHOT] [TARA SCREAMING] TARASAMSALOMERUSSELL[RUSSELL SIGHS] RUSSELLfor a couple of goats. [CHUCKLING] GODRIC [IN SWEDISH]: RUSSELLRUSSELL [IN ENGLISH]Damn. BILLIN FOREIGN LANGUAGE] WOMAN[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO] ALL [CHANTING]RAY[RATS SQUEAKING] Good Lord in heaven. DOUGdown and come in with your hands in the air. ARLENEMan, he has really lost his fucking shit. [DOOR SLAMS] ELLERPATRICKEller, you okay? ELLERYeah, he got me in the vest. TERRYPAM[NORA SCREAMING] NORANATEMARTHAMANMAN [ON RADIO]MAN 3This is between J.D. and Alcide. Think you've won this one, son. WOMAN 2Oh, my God. MAN 4Did he hill him? MAN 5MAN 1Tastes like sex, right? MAN 2LAFAYETTEl hear a celebration is in order. We have a new packmaster! [CHEERlNG] To JD, Packmaster of Shreveport. MAN[KNOCK ON DOOR] Yeah? BILLin particular? Someone smoky. Not too fatty. RUSSELLMe? ANDYBOY 2.: Freak. GIRLWith you ♪ PAMHe needs blood. Human blood. He's too weak to drop fang. Bite me. PAMHoyt, this is not you. This is me, goddamn it. MANreally happen? It was Mike Spencer. JASON[GRUNTS] MANWho the fuck does he think he is? WOMANForgive me, forgive me, forgive me. NORAERICThe morgue. How convenient. PATRICKI got it. BILL[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS] LILITH- Yes, ma'am. MAN-We're here. RECEPTIONISTSOOKIE: Oh, my God. ALCIDEDOUGall the other reindeers can't. Now, go on. WOMANCOMPUTERthat we're on lockdown, don't you? ROSALYN[BUDDY COUGHING] BUDDY[BRANCHES SNAPPING] LAFAYETTEOVER SPEAKERS] SOOKIE[BILL GRUNTING] BILLANDYALCIDE
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-Yup. l see him. -Sookie will. - True Blood 00:14 -Yup. l see him. -Sookie will. You're so warm. - True Blood 00:24 You're so warm. You're gonna have to give me a minute here, Bill. - True Blood 00:12 You're gonna have to give me a minute here, Bill. You're connected He'll be able to sense your emotions - True Blood 00:10 You're connected He'll be able to sense your emotions -You're alive. -Well, technically, no. - True Blood 00:22 -You're alive. -Well, technically, no. Your Majesty. - True Blood 00:26 Your Majesty. Your hand is cool. - True Blood 00:12 Your hand is cool. -You wanna drink the blood they collected? -No. - True Blood 00:32 -You wanna drink the blood they collected? -No. You try and kill yourself? I don't blame you, with your fucked-up life. - True Blood 00:06 You try and kill yourself? I don't blame you, with your fuck... You think you're so smart? You smart now? - True Blood 00:05 You think you're so smart? You smart now? You think about whatever you think about. - True Blood 00:12 You think about whatever you think about. You still have quite a lot of blood on you. - True Blood 00:06 You still have quite a lot of blood on you. You should not have come. - True Blood 00:12 You should not have come. You really think you'd be able to not let it affect our working relationship? - True Blood 00:18 You really think you'd be able to not let it affect our work... -You! -Oh, yeah. - True Blood 00:21 -You! -Oh, yeah. You need to refill that glass. - True Blood 00:05 You need to refill that glass. You make me so happy I never had any of you - True Blood 00:11 You make me so happy I never had any of you -You made these with bacon grease. -lt's the only way. - True Blood 00:12 -You made these with bacon grease. -lt's the only way. -You know, y'all make me sick. -You used to be fun. - True Blood 00:23 -You know, y'all make me sick. -You used to be fun. You know, my wife must think you're pretty special. - True Blood 00:24 You know, my wife must think you're pretty special. You know why I'm good to you? - True Blood 00:16 You know why I'm good to you? You know what? There is such a thing as too interesting. - True Blood 00:05 You know what? There is such a thing as too interesting. You know what the funny thing is? - True Blood 00:23 You know what the funny thing is? You know how you feel with my blood inside you? - True Blood 00:20 You know how you feel with my blood inside you? You know, he sleeps in the ground all day. - True Blood 00:31 You know, he sleeps in the ground all day. You knew it would come to this. - True Blood 00:20 You knew it would come to this. You just know, this is what Holy Communion is symbolic of. - True Blood 00:17 You just know, this is what Holy Communion is symbolic of. -You hear from Tara? -No. - True Blood 00:06 -You hear from Tara? -No. You have a lovely home. - True Blood 00:17 You have a lovely home. You hate me that much? - True Blood 00:18 You hate me that much? You guys are so beautiful. - True Blood 00:17 You guys are so beautiful. You getting situated okay? - True Blood 00:13 You getting situated okay? You ever pretend to be one of us again... - True Blood 00:17 You ever pretend to be one of us again... You can give her blood now. Her body should accept it. - True Blood 00:12 You can give her blood now. Her body should accept it. You better think twice before you threaten me - True Blood 00:04 You better think twice before you threaten me You are so thoughtful and generous. - True Blood 00:10 You are so thoughtful and generous. Yes, Mayor Norris? - True Blood 00:25 Yes, Mayor Norris? Yes, he's done it again. Another lovely shot. - True Blood 00:06 Yes, he's done it again. Another lovely shot. Yeah, l know. l know. l'm late. - True Blood 00:20 Yeah, l know. l know. l'm late. -Y'all having a good time? -You look lonely as a cloud. Ain't right. - True Blood 00:31 -Y'all having a good time? -You look lonely as a cloud. Ain'... Wow, that is awesome. - True Blood 00:13 Wow, that is awesome. Wow, l feel completely healed. - True Blood 00:17 Wow, l feel completely healed. Would it make you happy if I did this? - True Blood 00:18 Would it make you happy if I did this? - Wonderful. - This gentleman is wonderful. - True Blood 00:07 - Wonderful. - This gentleman is wonderful. With a bull mask and these giant claws. - True Blood 00:12 With a bull mask and these giant claws. William Compton, you're still so sensitive. - True Blood 00:31 William Compton, you're still so sensitive. Why on earth would you do that? - True Blood 00:14 Why on earth would you do that? Why he keep shaking like that? - True Blood 00:25 Why he keep shaking like that? -Why are you still here? -l don't wanna go home. - True Blood 00:21 -Why are you still here? -l don't wanna go home. Why are we parking so far away? - True Blood 00:14 Why are we parking so far away? Whose party is it? You got any idea? - True Blood 00:09 Whose party is it? You got any idea? Who's that? - True Blood 00:16 Who's that? -Whoa, J-- Jason, that's.... -Yeah, it's bad, ain't it? - True Blood 00:12 -Whoa, J-- Jason, that's.... -Yeah, it's bad, ain't it? Who is it? - True Blood 00:08 Who is it? Who are you - True Blood 00:03 Who are you What are you - True Blood 00:04 What are you What are you - True Blood 00:03 What are you Who are you - True Blood 00:04 Who are you Who are you - True Blood 00:04 Who are you What are you doing - True Blood 00:03 What are you doing Who are all these people? - True Blood 00:27 Who are all these people? - Where's the exit? - Back that way. - True Blood 00:12 - Where's the exit? - Back that way. Where's your fucking chain now? - True Blood 00:13 Where's your fucking chain now? -Where's Arlene? -Oh, she just left. - True Blood 00:25 -Where's Arlene? -Oh, she just left. -Where the hell you been, you dirty whore? -Mama. - True Blood 00:26 -Where the hell you been, you dirty whore? -Mama. - Where are you taking me? - Don't be such a nervous nelly. - True Blood 00:07 - Where are you taking me? - Don't be such a nervous nelly. When I was made, one had no choice... - True Blood 00:22 When I was made, one had no choice... - What's wrong? - Don't stop. Don't stop. - True Blood 00:06 - What's wrong? - Don't stop. Don't stop. What's the matter? What, you don't like me anymore? - True Blood 00:22 What's the matter? What, you don't like me anymore? What's your problem? - True Blood 00:10 What's your problem? What's happened to you? - True Blood 00:10 What's happened to you? -What's that for? -lt's your pity party. - True Blood 00:24 -What's that for? -lt's your pity party. What? You don't like drums? - True Blood 00:26 What? You don't like drums? What are you doing - True Blood 00:03 What are you doing What you want? - True Blood 00:30 What you want? What the hell? - True Blood 00:22 What the hell? - What the hell happened to Sam? - I don't know, man. I don't know. - True Blood 00:17 - What the hell happened to Sam? - I don't know, man. I don'... What the hell you doing in there, Stackhouse? - True Blood 00:10 What the hell you doing in there, Stackhouse? - What the hell did you do to him? - Nothing. - True Blood 00:20 - What the hell did you do to him? - Nothing.
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