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You son of a bitchDid you think you could elude us forever CarlosYou got the wrong guy My name's SimonJust let me go There's no need to kill meI haven't seen your face Don't Don'tI didn't see it I
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Get lost, dipshit

Harry Tasker: Son of a bitch, Did you think you can elude us forever, Carlos, huh?Simon:Hey, you got the wrong guy! My name's Simon! Just let me go. There's no need to kill me. I haven't seen your...Simon:face. No, no, no I didn't see it, I didn't see it!Simon:Oh, it's you! Hey, you still interested in that 'Vette at all?Albert Gibson:Hey, Carlos? Game's over. Your career as an international terrorist is well documented.Simon:No...Albert Gibson:-Oh, yeah.Simon:No...Albert Gibson:OH, YEAH!Simon:No!Albert Gibson:OH, YEAH!Simon:No, I sell cars! That's all! C'mon, I'm not a terrorist. I'm actually a complete coward, if I ever saw a gun, I'd...Harry Tasker:Simon: Oh God, no, please don't kill me. I'm not a spy. I'm nothing. I'm navel lint! I have to lie to women to get laid, and I don't score much. I got a little dick, it's pathetic!Simon:Wha, uh, oh God. Would a spy pee himself, huh? Please, I'm not worth a bullet. Oh, mercy sir!Harry Tasker: Get the fuck out of here. Just go, just beat it.Simon:No, no, as soon as I turn, you're gonna shoot me! You're gonna shoot me, You're gonna shoot me, you're gonna shoot me!Albert Gibson: Get lost, dipshit

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You son of a bitch
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Did you think you could elude us forever Carlos
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You got the wrong guy My name's Simon
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Just let me go There's no need to kill me
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I haven't seen your face Don't Don't
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I didn't see it I didn't see it
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It's you
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Hey you still interested in that 'Vette at all
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Hey Carlos The game's over
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Your career as an international terrorist is well documented
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No Oh yeah
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Oh no I sell cars That's all
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Come on I'm not a terrorist
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I'm actually a complete coward
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If I ever saw a gun Oh God
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Oh please don't Don't Don't kill me
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I'm not a spy
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I'm nothing
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I'm navel lint
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I have to lie to women to get laid
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And I don't score much
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I got a little dick It's pathetic
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Oh Oh God
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Oh Would a spy pee himself Huh
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Oh God
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Please I' m not worth a bullet Oh mercy sir
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Get the fuck outta here huh
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Just beat it Go on
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No Soon as I turn you're gonna shoot me
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You're gonna shoot me
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Please you can have the car for free
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What do you say huh
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Get lost dipshit
Available in 5 languages
Duration
96 seconds
Views
3,892
Timestamp in Movie
01:13:23
Uploaded
Mar 11, 2026
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Movie Summary

A fearless, globe-trotting, terrorist-battling secret agent has his life turned upside down when he discovers his wife might be having an affair with a used car salesman while terrorists smuggle nuclear war heads into the United States.

Actors

Bill Paxton
Simon