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Harry Tasker: Son of a bitch, Did you think you can elude us forever, Carlos, huh?Simon:Hey, you got the wrong guy! My name's Simon! Just let me go. There's no need to kill me. I haven't seen your...Simon:face. No, no, no I didn't see it, I didn't see it!Simon:Oh, it's you! Hey, you still interested in that 'Vette at all?Albert Gibson:Hey, Carlos? Game's over. Your career as an international terrorist is well documented.Simon:No...Albert Gibson:-Oh, yeah.Simon:No...Albert Gibson:OH, YEAH!Simon:No!Albert Gibson:OH, YEAH!Simon:No, I sell cars! That's all! C'mon, I'm not a terrorist. I'm actually a complete coward, if I ever saw a gun, I'd...Harry Tasker:Simon: Oh God, no, please don't kill me. I'm not a spy. I'm nothing. I'm navel lint! I have to lie to women to get laid, and I don't score much. I got a little dick, it's pathetic!Simon:Wha, uh, oh God. Would a spy pee himself, huh? Please, I'm not worth a bullet. Oh, mercy sir!Harry Tasker: Get the fuck out of here. Just go, just beat it.Simon:No, no, as soon as I turn, you're gonna shoot me! You're gonna shoot me, You're gonna shoot me, you're gonna shoot me!Albert Gibson: Get lost, dipshit
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You son of a bitch
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Did you think you could elude us forever Carlos
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You got the wrong guy My name's Simon
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Just let me go There's no need to kill me
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I haven't seen your face Don't Don't
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I didn't see it I didn't see it
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It's you
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Hey you still interested in that 'Vette at all
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Hey Carlos The game's over
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Your career as an international terrorist is well documented
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No Oh yeah
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Oh no I sell cars That's all
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Come on I'm not a terrorist
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I'm actually a complete coward
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If I ever saw a gun Oh God
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Oh please don't Don't Don't kill me
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I'm not a spy
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I'm nothing
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I'm navel lint
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I have to lie to women to get laid
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And I don't score much
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I got a little dick It's pathetic
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Oh Oh God
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Oh Would a spy pee himself Huh
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Oh God
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Please I' m not worth a bullet Oh mercy sir
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Get the fuck outta here huh
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Just beat it Go on
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No Soon as I turn you're gonna shoot me
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You're gonna shoot me
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Please you can have the car for free
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What do you say huh
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Get lost dipshit
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Movie Summary
A fearless, globe-trotting, terrorist-battling secret agent has his life turned upside down when he discovers his wife might be having an affair with a used car salesman while terrorists smuggle nuclear war heads into the United States.
