Son of a bitch, Did you think you can elude us forever, Carlos, huh? Hey, you got the...
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Harry:
[holding Simon at the edge of an aquaduct]
Son of a bitch, Did you think you can elude us forever, Carlos, huh?
Simon:
Hey, you got the wrong guy! My name's Simon! Just let me go. There's no need to kill me. I haven't seen your...
[Harry and Gib remove their masks]
Simon:
face. No, no, no I didn't see it, I didn't see it!
[realizes that it is Harry]
Simon:
Oh, it's you! Hey, you still interested in that 'Vette at all?
Gib:
Hey, Carlos? Game's over. Your career as an international terrorist is well documented.
Simon:
No...
Gib:
-Oh, yeah.
Simon:
No...
Gib:
Oh, yeah!
Simon:
No!
Gib:
OH, YEAH!
Simon:
No, I sell cars! That's all! C'mon, I'm not a terrorist. I'm actually a complete coward, if I ever saw a gun, I'd...
Harry:
[Harry takes his gun out and points it in Simon's face]
Simon:
[Whining and pleading]
Oh God, no, please don't kill me. I'm not a spy. I'm nothing. I'm navel lint! I have to lie to women to get laid, and I don't score much. I got a little dick, it's pathetic!
[Harry and Gib gave Simon a weird look, then Simon pees his pants]
Simon:
Wha, uh, oh God. Would a spy pee himself, huh? Please, I'm not worth a bullet. Oh, mercy sir!
Harry:
[Disgusted]
Get the fuck out of here. Just go, just beat it.
Simon:
No, no, as soon as I turn, you're gonna shoot me! You're gonna shoot me, you're gonna shoot me, you're gonna shoot me!
Gib:
[Gib and Harry get into their van]
Get lost, dipshit.
[fires a few rounds into the ground near Simon]
Transcript
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No Oh yeah
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I sell cars That's all
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Come on I'm not a terrorist
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I'm actually a complete coward If I ever saw a gun I'd Oh God
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Oh please don't Don't kill me
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I'm not a spy
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I'm nothing I'm navel lint
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I have to lie to women to get laid And I don't score much
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I got a little dick It's pathetic
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Oh God
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Would a spy pee himself Huh
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Please I'm not worth a bullet
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Have mercy sir Get the fuck out ofhere
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Just beat it Go on
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As soon as I turn you're gonna shoot me
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You're gonna shoot me
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Please You can have the car for free
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What do you say huh
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Get lost dipshit
Clip duration: 70 seconds
Views: 707
Timestamp in movie: 01h 13m 50s
Uploaded: 27 November, 2022
Genres: action, thriller
Summary: A fearless, globe-trotting, terrorist-battling secret agent has his life turned upside down when he discovers his wife might be having an affair with a used car salesman while terrorists smuggle nuclear war heads into the United States.
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00:45 Let me pour you some more champaigne
00:15 I'm sick of being in the van
01:05 Did you read the papers yesterday
00:26 Do you know what this is
00:10 They call him the Sand Spider
00:08 Can't live with 'em
00:27 It's not just a car
00:07 I remember the first time I got shot out of a cannon
00:19 What are you talking about
00:14 Make it quick because my horse is getting tired
00:12 What's your exit strategy
00:50 So who are you working on right now
00:14 So your life's in the crapper
00:09 Maybe she's sleepy
00:25 It's got something to do with Helen
00:21 I'd say it's working
00:44 Just ask yourself
00:14 Do you realize it has
01:07 I wanted to do something outrageous
00:08 It's called ice