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Trump vs the Illuminati

I wonder if the original Jack van Helsing dealt with this shit

I wonder if the original Jack van Helsing dealt with this shit

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I wonder if the original
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Jack van Helsing dealt with this shit.
Duration
4 seconds
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23
Timestamp in Movie
00:28:25
Uploaded
May 28, 2025
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Movie Summary

A clone of Donald Trump survives the Earth's destruction by stowing-away aboard the last space-bound shuttle. At the same time, across space, the human race continues to fight a costly battle against Illuminati forces.
Maybe I can interest Trump in trading places. - Trump vs the Illuminati 00:04
Maybe I can interest Trump in trading places.
They could fill my spot in the allied army - Trump vs the Illuminati 00:06
They could fill my spot in the allied army
That day almost ended everything for the allies - Trump vs the Illuminati 00:06
That day almost ended everything for the allies
None of us can afford to get that close to the abyss again. - Trump vs the Illuminati 00:04
None of us can afford to get that close to the abyss again.
In this game, the price of the fetus extinction. - Trump vs the Illuminati 00:05
In this game, the price of the fetus extinction.
Did you see what that son of a bitch - Trump vs the Illuminati 00:05
Did you see what that son of a bitch
Clones just can't beam themselves up like that Aleister. - Trump vs the Illuminati 00:05
Clones just can't beam themselves up like that Aleister...
Yes, well, he's going to need a lot more of it. - Trump vs the Illuminati 00:04
Yes, well, he's going to need a lot more of it.
Am implementing a full scale search and destroy - Trump vs the Illuminati 00:06
Am implementing a full scale search and destroy
And any allies who gets in our way in the slightest, - Trump vs the Illuminati 00:08
And any allies who gets in our way in the slightest,
Ten four we'll find him in no time Aleister. - Trump vs the Illuminati 00:05
Ten four we'll find him in no time Aleister.
He's not only got the most hated face in the universe. - Trump vs the Illuminati 00:05
He's not only got the most hated face in the universe.
That's right, the bastard can't hide anywhere for long. - Trump vs the Illuminati 00:05
That's right, the bastard can't hide anywhere for ...
We'll have his hide skinned any minute now. - Trump vs the Illuminati 00:04
We'll have his hide skinned any minute now.
Tell me, commander, have you ever consumed human flesh? - Trump vs the Illuminati 00:06
Tell me, commander, have you ever consumed human flesh?
I mean, choice cuts seasoned and roasted to perfection. - Trump vs the Illuminati 00:06
I mean, choice cuts seasoned and roasted to perfection.
You are in for such a delectable treat. - Trump vs the Illuminati 00:04
You are in for such a delectable treat.
I'd like to remind you that the stakes are high. - Trump vs the Illuminati 00:04
I'd like to remind you that the stakes are high.
Not like this, with Trump in the fray, - Trump vs the Illuminati 00:09
Not like this, with Trump in the fray,
The rest of us fight tooth and nail - Trump vs the Illuminati 00:07
The rest of us fight tooth and nail