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Trump vs the Illuminati

Van Helsing Long time no see old buddy

Van Helsing Long time no see old buddy

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Van Helsing
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Long time no see old buddy.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:35:50
Uploaded
May 28, 2025
Genres
animation
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Movie Summary

A clone of Donald Trump survives the Earth's destruction by stowing-away aboard the last space-bound shuttle. At the same time, across space, the human race continues to fight a costly battle against Illuminati forces.
To the left as always. I'd offer you a drink - Trump vs the Illuminati 00:06
To the left as always. I'd offer you a drink
Stylishly lead to one thing, - Trump vs the Illuminati 00:05
Stylishly lead to one thing,
My bad foot, but, I didn't come to party. - Trump vs the Illuminati 00:04
My bad foot, but, I didn't come to party.
I'm on a mission, - Trump vs the Illuminati 00:04
I'm on a mission,
When you said let's rumble, - Trump vs the Illuminati 00:07
When you said let's rumble,
Cause a navigational error of one millimeter - Trump vs the Illuminati 00:05
Cause a navigational error of one millimeter
Brute force and big cox used to be the name of the game, - Trump vs the Illuminati 00:07
Brute force and big cox used to be the name of the game,
Well, all right, next time I'll send a thesaurus. - Trump vs the Illuminati 00:04
Well, all right, next time I'll send a thesaurus.
We're sneaking through this meteor shower, - Trump vs the Illuminati 00:06
We're sneaking through this meteor shower,
We're going to surprise Aleister Crowley, - Trump vs the Illuminati 00:08
We're going to surprise Aleister Crowley,
Why don't we just smash his fucking head in - Trump vs the Illuminati 00:06
Why don't we just smash his fucking head in
Trust me, I'd like to, - Trump vs the Illuminati 00:05
Trust me, I'd like to,
There it is, Illuminati headquarters is on our screens. - Trump vs the Illuminati 00:05
There it is, Illuminati headquarters is on our screens.
Come on, come on, what the hell is taking so long. - Trump vs the Illuminati 00:04
Come on, come on, what the hell is taking so long.
Those Illuminati punks are like all doves. - Trump vs the Illuminati 00:04
Those Illuminati punks are like all doves.
Sorry about the delay foot, - Trump vs the Illuminati 00:05
Sorry about the delay foot,
If you want to come have some fun, - Trump vs the Illuminati 00:06
If you want to come have some fun,
How did the meeting with Emperor Lucifer go Aleister. - Trump vs the Illuminati 00:05
How did the meeting with Emperor Lucifer go Aleister.
Under our Lord's rule, - Trump vs the Illuminati 00:08
Under our Lord's rule,
Like a savage dock steed mounting a fairer - Trump vs the Illuminati 00:12
Like a savage dock steed mounting a fairer